The lollocaust happened after the whales motor boated the dolphins back in the 1380's. The dolphins wanted revenge for the motor boating so they came along and were know as the Hah-zis. They were hot laughers who blinded whales with their looks, and made them deaf with their laughs, so when they went to kill them, they got the arrouslement of the screams the whales made that sounded like Hellen Kellar losing her virginity. Though many believe the lollocaust never happened, it did. Just ask Joan Rivers, she's been alive long enough to tell the story.
Did you hear about the lollocaust?
It was so brutal, I may just scream like Hellen Kellar losing her virginity too.
It was so brutal, I may just scream like Hellen Kellar losing her virginity too.
by Anonymous times 4 January 7, 2010
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To make reverse L's on both sides of your open mouth to create the word LOL.
To express that you find something worthy enough to laugh out loud.
To express that you find something worthy enough to laugh out loud.
by YourFriendlyBosnian July 5, 2010
Get the lolface mug.Holocaust: The systematic extermination of over 6 million innocent Jewish men, women & children. Something everyone should probably take the time to educate themselves about.
LOL: Abbreviation for Laugh Out Loud.
Aka these things are entirely inappropriate together.
LOL: Abbreviation for Laugh Out Loud.
Aka these things are entirely inappropriate together.
by alienattack77 February 20, 2012
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Get the lolocaust mug.An exclamation when someone says something so funny come dangerously close to challenging your own hilarity. They must therefore be sent to the Lolocaust, there to be sacrificed to the rofl knife
Person 1: *Great Joke*
Person 2: (Thinks: hmm... such a great sense of humour may challenge my rule as ultimate joke teller) Lolocaust!
Person 2: (Thinks: hmm... such a great sense of humour may challenge my rule as ultimate joke teller) Lolocaust!
by Emtreid May 8, 2010
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see also nuclear lolocaust
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