loftness

Is a big eyed scruffy creature known to cause Shenanigans. It dwells in the state of New York and likes to be lazy. When it's not lazy it travels to cedar point. The loftness is forever alone.

The loftness has stared awkwardly at the cashier while waiting for his food. The workers did not know how to react.

by thedarkchupacabra December 2, 2013

Loft

To just chill, usually under the influence of Marijuana.

Side chick: What are you doing tonight?
Anthony: Lofting like usual

by iRealms January 13, 2017

Loft

When you get hit in the balls so hard that they go up to your bladder to hangout while you cry in pain on the floor.

“I got kicked in the balls yesterday”
“Are they in the loft?
“Oh yea.”

by Rumpet July 22, 2021

Lofts On Pearl

Newest hotel in Buffalo, NY. All 32 suites have full kitchens, fireplaces, and either 1 or 2 separate bedrooms.

Guy #1: "You stayin at the Hyatt again?"

Guy #2: "Nah. I'm hittin the Lofts on Pearl for the same price!

by Mackeehurst December 26, 2012

Loft Dweller

An alternative for Basement Dweller for those who lack a basement. Attic Dweller is also an acceptable alternative.

David: "We need to get Mikey out of the loft. He's turning into a Loft Dweller."
Finn: "What can we do? He doesn't have a basement."

by BlueXander May 30, 2023

Cedar Lofts

Cedar Lofts is more than a college apartment, it's the carefree lifestyle of making lifelong memories.

Cedar Lofts is the greatest college apartment.

by State College December 23, 2023

Kentucky hay loft

When you are fucking your sister and dad walks in you continue fornication and climax and in your father's face

I was fucking Bobbi Jo when dad burst in and sister and I went to the finish and dad got the Kentucky hay loft to the face.

by Hymengrinder June 14, 2018