leg locker

A commonly used term for a crazy girl. When you are having sex with her and you are about to climax, instead of letting you pull out she locks her legs around you in an attempt to have you ejaculate inside of her.

Jeffrey: Hey bro I think I'm gonna ask Cynthia out on a date.

Ricardo: No dude steer clear from that she's a leg locker!
Jeffrey: Dude you're right she said she does jiu jitsu!

by Salsa<3 December 19, 2015

Lock Handle

The action of a woman pulling on a door handle of a car while it is being unlocked, subsequently keeping the door locked. This action is especially awkward while on a date, in the rain or when done multiple times in a row.

"I tried to unlock the doors but Felicia Lock Handled me!"

by Dirty Floyd October 29, 2007

lock flipping

the act of opening a lock used on a locker, and re-locking it backwards so the person will have a hard time opening it

lock flipping usually occurs in middle schools, especially in gym locker rooms, to flip a lock one must know the combo, or (more likely) the lock was left open by accident.

crap i left the lock on my gym locker open, when i came back my stuff was thrown everywhere and my lock was flipped.

people who practice lock flipping are assholes

by the notorious penguin (tnp) September 11, 2011

Lock Lizard

a close relative of the truck stop Lot Lizzard, also spelled Loch Lizzard
one who frequents the landing area in the vicinity of river or lake system locks
looking for short term companionship from boaters-by
including but not limited to teeth-out oral pleasure, hairy armpit jobs, and wet-willys of the other kind
all for very affordable compensation, often in the form of dime bag or nug.

Normie: "Might I also suggest acquiring a pontoon boat for hosting summer barbecues and cookouts for all the ladies that will be irresistibly drawn to the collection of boats?"
Crispy: "The Lock Lizards panties will be hitting the deck of that pontoon boat"
Captain Neron: "When you put it that way... Sure"

Anonymous Boater from The Shwa: "Dude, this Trent Severn waterway is loaded with Lock Lizards"

by Normie38 October 18, 2020

48 hour lock up

when a couple locks them selves in a room for 48 hours to celebrate getting closer, or after one has been away for a long time, or in preperation for one of them to leave

guy1(military)>hey man when i get home me and my girl are planning on a 48 hour lock up

guy2>dude why the hell would you do that? it sounds borring!

guy1>because ive been in a desert the last 18 months and we want 48 hours to our seves locked up in our rooms

by arcanise September 19, 2009

locker room cock

A nice floppy cock. When you are in the locker room with your friends, you want to have a floppy cock. This makes the penile apendage appear to be large but not grossly large like an boner would be in the same situation. We all look just to measure up.

hey did you check out his locker room cock for me?
do i look like your bitch?......ok yeah he was fucking jacked with that floppy cock!

by Sargeant Johnson November 28, 2007

in before lock

What posters on a message boards will sometimes say in response to a thread/topic that will eventually be locked/closed. This is a way to show that the thread is incredibly dumb or goes against the rules of the message board. Used to sometimes get in a free post to raise one's post count before the topic gets locked, preventing any further posting in it.

Person 1 Posts: Topic-This Forum Sucks!

Person 2: In Before Lock!

Person 3(Moderator/Admin): This topic is locked for bashing the message board and being dumb.

by IceWarm March 9, 2006