Popular Loser

One who possesses all the regular characteristics of a loser, yet somehow manages to have a large amount of friends. A rarity among humans, but a precious gem nonetheless.

"I need to to go finish watching the last two seasons of american idol after I bike ride with my dad, but I'll catch up with all of you later!"

"Geez, that guy's sure one popular loser!"

by daralovesdick March 2, 2010

laser pointer

A fun thing that you flash in peoples eyes causing blindness

by Anonymous August 31, 2003

Loserfruiting

The act of ignoring people who try to talk to you, usually over social media.

Santos: "Hi Kath why are you Loserfruiting me?"
Kath:

Santos:"FeelsBadMan"

by HappySnakeWoman June 10, 2015

lasers

coming from the title of Lupe Fiasco's upcoming album "Lasers" are the opposite of losers.

"Lasers shed light on injustice and inequality. Losers stand by and let things happen. Lasers act and shape their own destinies. Lasers find meaning and direction in the mysteries all around them. Lasers stand for love and compassion Lasers stand for peace. Lasers stand for progression. Lasers are revolutionary. Lasers are the future. We will not lose beause we are not losers, we are Lasers!"

by KPrinz July 3, 2009

Montana Muzzle loader

The act of putting your freshly chewed copenhagen wintergreen tobacco into a females anus and jamming it in with your penis.

dan: hey man, how did your night go with that chick you picked up at the bar?

Dalt: oh man, she was a freak, i gave her the Montana muzzle loader!

by wu-tang kid September 22, 2011

Facebook Loser

A person that acts incredibly sad on social networking sites, like Twitter, MySpace and especially Facebook.com, constantly posting pointless statuses that only they like asking people to hangout with them, what people think of them and if someone likes their status they will tell them something. Acting like they have an extremely popular social life often talking about going to the Gym, Drawing, Working or other irrelevant activities that don't require other individuals.

"Hey Jared, wtf is with this dude/chicks statuses?" Jared: "Oh there a facebook loser don't worry"

by Simple corn January 20, 2011

Scandinavian Belly Loader

The act of ejaculating in a sexual partners belly button.

"Dude, where have you been?"

"Oh man, I was giving this who er an awesome Scandinavian belly loader. Her belly button is so messy now."

"Sweet!"

by I skeet freely January 28, 2009