Heavy Loafting

Loaft:Loafting: to really maximize and embellish the current loaft. Example: man on couch- (heavily stoned on 44% heavy Gas indica whilst puffing copious dabs off the rig) has opportunity to get off couch for 1 hour to make a quick G-note. Says “I’m loafting”. Or could have got cack suck but was “too loafting”

I’m so stoned and burnt that I may or may not perma-rot as in… I’m heavy loafting

by Sirloaftalot February 25, 2023

lofits

groups of men who drink a lot and snowboard a little. Can often be seen diving in Austrian bars

Lofits - me, Ben, Mike, Barty, Brian, Boy, Nick, Jonny Mogadon, Novacane Man

by Johnny Vegas March 14, 2007

loafatron

a crazy girl that shows people what she is listening to on her Ipod. Loafatron is also a girl that reads peoples comments on Myspace.

Sophie Marie Maloney Norton is a Loafatron

by Katrina Schmidtmann January 6, 2008

web loafing

To pass time surfing the web without working or in avoiding work.

This definition was created while I was "web loafing" at work.

by krwada July 16, 2008

Meat loafing

When you take the last, sloppiest girl at the bar home to fuck.

Man, I had no choice, I was meat loafing last night.

by Axon January 17, 2015

loafstyle

combinaton of loaf and lifestyle

when i divorce my lazy ass husband his loafstyle will quickly come to an end.

by uncleL December 25, 2007

loafing the mule

A male masturbating

"Yeah man I didn't hook up with that girl last night, so I ended up going home and loafing the mule"

by stu2.0 February 3, 2010