Loaded Heels

Loaded heels almost always occur when you are wearing jeans and it is wet and/or raining outside. The bottom of each pant leg becomes damp, causing discomfort in the heel and ankle area, and causing the dampened areas of you jeans to rip over time.

-Aaron walked to school in the rain, and got loaded heels along the way.

Child 1: 'Did you walk to the sockhop last night?'

Child 2: 'Yeah, I did.'

Child 1: 'But it was raining, were your heels loaded?'

Child 2: 'Yeah bro, fully loaded. It was mad annoying.'

Child 1: 'I'm so sorry.'

by Dingo the Arsonist May 5, 2009

loaded question

A question that has a hidden purpose behind it's asking. The questioner will usually ask the question to find something out without blatantly asking.

"Hey John, was Chrissy at Matt's house yesterday?"
"Yeah, they're going out... That was a loaded question, wasn't it?"
"Yeah, and thanks."

by mylovedenied October 22, 2005

Loaded Gun

-An accident waiting to happen.

-Something dangerous.

-Playing with something that shouldn't be messed with.

"David dateing a girl that young is wrong! She's practically a loaded gun!"

by Darkmoon360 December 25, 2006

loaded baked potato

the act of performing veracious anal thrustage while the anal cavity has reached maximum fecal capacity. After fertilizing the know tender "potato" with your seed, place a dinner saucer beneath the anus. Watch the steaming spud plop onto the saucer with with copious amounts of your freshly churned genetic sour cream.

See also 'gravy boat'

Anytime Johny wants a loaded baked potato, I bend over and tell him "Fill 'er up!"

by Dock and Load! September 13, 2009

loaded fist

A wonderfully liberating experience where after rogering a dirty skank senseless, an especially enterprising young scallywag jacks off into his hand then punches his conquest in the face. Shouts of "Wilko" would be humourous but totally inappropriate in these circumstances.
An excellent retaliation if a filthy whorebag has top decked your place of residence.

Lex: What happened to your hand, man?
Chris: Gave Michelle a loaded fist last night.
Lex: Why? That seems kinds harsh.
Chris: That miserable whore top decked my place during last Saturday nights party.
Lex: In ya face, bitch!
Chris: Indeed!

by eldog_brisbane April 16, 2008

Loaded Dervish

A great, but still incredibly overrated longboard. While it is awesome for cruising, commuting and carving, the concave is to small and the grip to bad to be a comfortable slider. It is also rather slim, wich when combined with it's length makes it rather limited for dancing. The flex often wears out after a couple years. It does not feel very safe over 35-40 mph, but can be taken faster if you got the skills.

The main problem with this board however is the price. Many boards can do the same job, but is much more affordable. If you find a cheap one, it is a great begginers board that you will enjoy for many years.

Longboarder #1: Man! This Loaded Dervish is great for carving, but I need something I can take to faster speeds.
Longboarder #2: I know, it feels good, but is a bit limited when it comes to freeriding.

Longboarder#1: The dervish looks perfect to me, but it is to expensive.
Longboarder#2: Thats okay. Look into the Kracked Skulls Scimitar, Bc Eel, Landyatchz 9 two 5 or the Holesom. There are plenty of options.

by Thepeanutlord September 13, 2010

loaded skins

A tasty jacket potato snack

or
When you've neglected to wash your cock for a few days and you get that build up of smegma in the foreskin.

Haven't had a bath and now I've got some tasty loaded skins.

by darrylx2002 March 18, 2017