Lithuania

An imaginary land, where "Lithuanians" from the Lithuaniuvian cult say they have all spawned from. It is rumoured to only produce potatoes and beer.

Where are you from?
-I spawn in Lithuania

by LOLOLOL54 December 6, 2010

Lithuanian beaver

female version of dutch rutter. Another person controlling a female's masturbatory pace by moving her hand for her.

Although rare and elusive the Lithuanian beaver can be found near bushes of all shapes and sizes.

by Tar-Tar-Pam Productions October 4, 2009

Lithuanian Typewriter

The act of blotting, or typing out words while ejaculating profusely on someone's chest.

I gave George's mail order bride a Lithuanian Typewriter after I got her a Visa.

by pfunknewts July 16, 2009

lithuania

A small country in eastern Europe that wasn't independent from Russia until the 1990s.

Lituania is a country!

by the former yugoslav republic of macedonian citizen October 17, 2003

Lithuanian Hangman

A ancient Lithuanian pumnishment where they take the convicted homosexuals and string them up by their ass hair on the highest tree in the village. Then they strip them naked and in full view of the villagers everone laugh and chuck rotten fruit and vegatables at them until they die.

The last man to get sentanced to the Lithuanian Hangman was Pableo in 2006. He shall be sorely missed. =(

by PrezMeister January 1, 2008

Lithuanian Sandpaper

To engage in sexual intercourse with the armpit of another who has shaved within one to two days prior. The resulting short hairs resemble sandpaper.

She gave me a Lithuanian Sandpaper last night, awesome.

by JoeBlowJenkins August 17, 2011

lithursday

Lithursday consists of posting pictures of books that people have found interesting or useful.

Can it be Lithursday now please? I'm up for a good read.

by Chris Lorenzo January 15, 2008