Listing

The act of leaning or swaying to one side.

Yo diggity dawg, you are listing to the left don't fall over!

by Only One Who Says This March 6, 2019

liping

to moisten with one's lip, similar to licking, but technically different

She said stop licking me, so I started liping her instead.

by Aylwyn87 September 27, 2010

lishing

defacing public property with crayons

girl: so what are you doing?
boy: just lishing this dragon on a table
girl: thats hawt

by hummanummalova November 4, 2011

Listing

The process of getting drunk off listerine or any other type of mouthwash containing small amounts of alcohol.

Johnny's listing right now!

by wwwdubz January 1, 2017

Duck-lipping

A verb used for when a person is making duck lips, usually for a picture. (Used instead of saying "making duck lips.")

Billy: Why is David always duck-lipping in all of his pictures?

Joe: He's not duck-lipping. His lips are just huge.

Billy: Oh...

by Hungry Hypocrite January 15, 2012

Lasping

A point in uncontrolable laughter when the person laughing is unable to obtain a breath and a gasp sound is created while continuing laughing.

Kevin stop lasping! You are going to die if you don't!

by PAKush July 10, 2010

Lasping

Lasping is an emotional reaction to hearing a really repulsively rude joke, to the point where you gasp out loud with laughter. In disbelief somebody could think up something so sickening, inhumane, brutal or down right fucked up.

Guy 1 "Hey man, wanna hear a joke"

Guy 2 "sure thing mate"
Guy 1 "what's the difference between Jews and a pizza"
Guy 2 "what"

Guy 1 "the pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven"
Guy 2 "gasps with shock and the slightest bit of laughter"
Guy 2 "fuck that was dark dude, had me lasping"

by Trippyhippystuff April 20, 2022