ling

verb; to ling, noun; the act of stealing from the mall.
past tense: lung
origin; Sandy Valley region of Northeast Ohio

No way, i lung a hat today. Can you ling me a belt?

by Paul_Blart October 1, 2010

Kim ling ling

A amazing guy that tells only truth he is the best person in the world and he created internet, roblox, Minecraft, and fortnite. He destroys memes and is pewdiepies dad uncle and son

Dude you don’t know who he is he’s a Kim ling ling

by Kim ling ling November 8, 2018

Ling

~ An operator, or chat moderator. Somewhat of a bully. See Stratics and Kheldon

Don't you go all Ling on me!

by Ling Ma February 15, 2007

linge

When you laugh and cringe

He linged at the four year old getting a condom for hid birthday.

by Nerdy_Glasses May 23, 2016

Ling Ling

Another word for a dumbass. A.K.A- Ling Ling Shinoshi.

Ling Ling you forgot your bling bling!

by Johanna April 17, 2004

Ling Ling

Ling ling is that weird two Asian guy who calls you on your hotel phones and usually basses around Florida or Virginia

No one literally no one
*Phone rings*
*picks up phone*
“HELLO THIS IS TAO ASIAN, THIS IS LING LING HOW MAY I HELP YOU???”

by Belac Flow October 22, 2019

Ling Ling

An Asian girl that sexually arouses you and causes you to act nervous around her

Jalen: "Ling Ling make me horny"

by RardGuard December 12, 2019