Lil Pump

The most horrific rapper to ever exist and the only dude to make Machine Gun Kelly sound like 2Pac Shakur.

Lil Pump's the type of dude to fail a driving test before even starting the car.

by BrickSimmonsNBA July 14, 2021

Lil pump

A name referring to a person who sings one good song or an album and doesn’t sing any other good music till he dies. It’s synonymous to “one-hit wonder”

After john released that nice song he suddenly turned into the lil pump of the record label.

by Booga agoob May 29, 2018

Lil Pump

A rapper who has an IQ of a rock.

Teacher: Sonic, what is 5 times 4?

Sonic: 20.

Teacher: Arthur, what is 24 times 7?

Arthur: 168!

Teacher: Caillou, what is 1437 divided by 3?

Caillou: 479?

Teacher: Lil Pump, what is 1 plus 2?

Lil Pump: 70 nibba!

Teacher: Lil Pump, that's not the correct answer. Go back to kindergarten.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 February 28, 2022

Lil Pump

A rapper from Florida who blew up in early 2017 with songs like “D Rose” and “Flex like ouu”. Lil pump songs are typically a quick hook containing the name of the song, followed up by a quick 8 bar verse about how he pops pills and fucks your sister, and then he repeats the song title 45 more times. His music is decent for when your high as fuck and just listening to the beat, but if your sober and listening to the lyrics you might want to gouge your own eyes out. His most popular phrase is esketit. And he even has a song with that title.

Isaiah: you like lil pump?
Demarcus: nah that nigga trash
*3 backwoods later*
Demarcus: ESKETITTTTTTTTTTT

by theburningchicken July 16, 2018

Lil Pump

The rapper who dropped out of Harvard to “save the rap game” but is the first rapper people point to when lamenting about mumble rap.

Lil Pump arose to fame by publishing a song where he repeated “Gucci Gang” over and over again and described his nonexistent sexual exploits.

by True_Lust July 21, 2019

Lil Pump

A X-SoundCloud rapper who dropped out of Harvard to become a full-time trap rapper. He is known for saying “ESSKEETIT,” which is a combination of the three words “lets”, “get” and “it.” Many would say he is a “mumble rapper.” But honestly who gives a fuck. Many would say he is stupid, but I’d honestly like to see them haters make it to Harvard. He is part of “Gucci Gang,” a gang known for wearing expensive clothing.

Lil Pump: “momma told me Lil Pump wolnt be shit, told that bitch I could move these bricks”

by ☣SUPA THICC BOIZ☣ August 17, 2018

Lil Pump

A lit ass rapper from Miami, Florida that is a Harvard drop out with a GPA of 1.5. Is often seen with best bud smokepurpp and a cup of lean. Known for the saying the catchphrase esskeetitttttt. Would probably go for girls named molly, julianna, sophia, amber, brianna, erica, gucci, and would fuck ur bitch. He’s the youngest flexer and doesn’t spend his money on a bitch. Talk shit bout him or gucci and he will run ur ass over.

Yeo lil pump’s music is trashhhh,

Boi shut the fuck up esskeetittttttt.

by Juliannaytg360 June 2, 2018