Library Gnome

N: A student who has procrastinated all his/her work until the last minute and must not sleep until the assignment(s) is/are completed by spending every moment possible in the library.

Student 1- "Where's Billy?"

Student 2- "His History term paper is due tomorrow, he's being a library gnome today."

Student 1- "Poor bastard, but he did spend all weekend drinking."

by IggyC3p0 November 22, 2009

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Librarycucking

To spend a copious amount of time studying in the library only to end up as a wagecuck for life.

James: Anyone down to hit the main library for a huge librarycucking session?
Tony: Yea man I have lots of work to do.
James: Alright mate, I'll see you up there at 7pm. Don't forget your laptop charger!

by TMIZZ October 15, 2018

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House Library

When after waking up hours later and finding your face planted on your laptop's keyboard with text-books littered around, you finally realize that the college library has become your home...

Joe's always passed out in his House Library.

by Mistersich November 20, 2010

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Bottom Librarian

When you're struggling at the bottom of the class, find the ugliest TA. She's the bottom librarian you hook up with to get an A in the class.

How did Anthony get an A in the class? He plowed the bottom librarian all the way to the top!

by UrbanPlow69$ July 29, 2018

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Grumpy Librarian

When your taking a dump and midway through your push, as your dropping your kids off a loud fart whisper escapes to quiet your loud grunting and pushing.

Jacob ran to the bathroom in a number 2 emergency, he sat down and gave a hard push with a manly grunt that was silenced by the grumpy librarian.

by Carlofduty March 30, 2019

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