surf lessons

the act of teaching your self to surf with invisible surf boards.
"dude i was taking surf lessons yesterday day and my invisible surf board smashed me in the head."
by flower-frickin-power July 18, 2006
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Lesson master

someone knowledgable and intelligent. This person is often referred to as the "lesson master" due to their ability to school people, generally in mathematics. This person may be a mathematical genius.
wow, you really got a good grade on that chapter test, youre the lesson master!
by LessonMaster November 10, 2010
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hand-job lesson

A hand-job lesson is a training exercise for hand-job squires. The guy who is giving the lesson takes the hand of the hand-job squire and gently wraps it around his own hand which is jacking his own dick. The purpose is to teach the squire the pressure, speed, rhythm, and anything else that the guy likes when he jacks off and cums.
Matt gave me a hand-job lesson to show me how he likes to be jacked off.
by USAF Cadet June 07, 2021
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learn you a lesson

1.verb: to show someone (or thing) that they are wrong or that they do poorly in reference to a specific field through punishment or humiliation
"you think you're good at video games? give me that controller and i'll learn you a lesson!"

"the steelers learned the seahawks a lesson."

by bryon lasagna March 11, 2006
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to learn how to use the penis better
Dam Chelsea's good! She doesn't need swimming lessons on the penis because she already had them.
by Marc Nucum September 14, 2006
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learn you a lesson

i'm sorry, i don't usually pick faults with grammar as grammar rules can sometimes be too picky but i'm afraid the phrase is 'teach you a lesson' not 'learn you a lesson'. that's why a teacher teaches, and a pupil learn.

teach you a lesson is usually used as a threat indicating impending violence.
jimmy: yo mama is so ugly, she turns people's stomachs!

phil: you son of a bitch! i'm going to teach you a lesson!

(this phrase should be teach you a lesson and not learn you a lesson.)
by lotty3k April 01, 2006
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Lesson in remedial physics

Where people have a car reck because they have forgotten everything they know about the physics of cars like how fast they go and how hard they bump into each other and so have to be reminded by recking there cars.
by Judge dredd7 August 22, 2011
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