Lèse Obamajesté

The crime of violating, criticizing, or harboring even for one second the thought that Obama is not the greatest thing that has ever existed in modern times or ever will exist.

Variation of Lèse majesté applied specifically to the anointed one, Barack Obama.

One of my Obamatron friends turned me into the thought police for violatin Lèse Obamajesté after I posted a non-gushing comment about Obama on my facebook.

by Hoke is it January 20, 2009

lessme

to turn down the me-meter. me-machine.

when i lessme myself, i find pure joy in pleasing my lover. Its not submission, on the contrary, its empowering myself as a care giver.

by Krkič March 8, 2020

leemy

Somebody who looks like a leukaemia patient; cropped hair pale and very skinny. Used as an insult

Ben is a leemy cunt; now suck my balls

by GimmeShelter November 25, 2006

Leem

A term derived from Leet. Used to claim ones absolute superiority over the other in every way shape or form. It is also an anagram of Meel.

l33t dude: i just pwned him
his friend: yea your da shiiieet
l33t dude: yea, i'm leem

by Gullible December 4, 2003

leem

Actually a brand of audio equipment ranging from Microphones to cables... but sprung to fame in a chat room as a random spoutage that quickly became popular amongst about... 3 people.

Leem is pervasive, leem is everywhere. Leem will turn your system of beliefs upsidedown.

Leem.

Leeeeem!

Yeah, leem.

by Miek July 10, 2004

lesmouches

a gay male who is beyond gay straight
characterized by morbid obesity, and complete denial of being fat and ugly.
known to spend $200 on a kenneth cole shirt that does not fit and wear it until they split at the seams in a lame attempt to emulate their gay straight friends.
also know to drug and date rape confused homeless boys below the age of consent.

that fat fucking bastard stuffing his mouth with sour cream is a total lesmouches

by anynomous December 24, 2004

Leem

A man with ambitions to one day start a multi billion dollar company and trade it to our lord an saviors, for cammels

One day I'm going to be a Leem

by The Smeggs December 20, 2019