To pull a Jay Leno

- verb (infinitive)

1) to steal something that you originally gave up from the person to which you gave it, usually in a clandestine and unjust manner (refers to the 2010 "Tonight Show" controversy).

2) to come out of retirement when in reality, no one wants you back See also: "to pull a Brett Farve"

"Definition 1" Example:

Joey quit the baseball team and was replaced by Brandon. However, Joey snuck drugs into Brandon's locker, got Brandon kicked off, and regained his spot on the team. Joey just had to pull a Jay Leno on us.

"Definition 2" Example:

Our bitch of a computer keyboarding teacher had to pull a Jay Leno when she retired in 2009 and came back in 2010 when she realized that she had nothing better to do in life.

by Spoofsmanship April 20, 2010

The Leno

Jay Leno has this book out called "If Roast Beef could fly"....If you put this together with RoastBeef Syndromeyou get The Leno. When your roast beef is so bad your clits start to flip flap flop around and then you start to fly

Grimy girl named Trixie had roastbeef syndrome so bad she pulled a Leno.

by Chris and Kevin May 8, 2004

fishy leno

when you shove you chin into a girl's vagina and pleasure her with it. also see leno chin

i gave her the old fishy leno last night

by assy mcsluttyballs December 28, 2009

The Dirty Jay Leno

The act of eating a girl out while she shits on your chin, said shit will stick to your chin making it seem larger like Jay Leno's Chin.

Bratcher- Man i was tasting some cunt nectar from the goregous girl this morning and she shit on my chin! The worst part is when i backed away it stuck to my chin!

Tyler- Man thats called "The Dirty Jay Leno!"

by Tyler1994 April 4, 2011

jay leno for presidential burger

1. a burger that is offered when jay leno runs for president

mumbles went to burger king and asked for the jay leno for presidential burger

mumbles also asked for the conan o'brien burger too

by tree trunk slim August 6, 2010

Dan leno

Funniest guy in the world, women love it and men want to befriend him

Hamza is a true Dan Leno

by PhantomOfZeOpera November 10, 2021

Pulling a Leno

Using your chin to penetrate a women's vagina while eskimo kissing her butthole and telling poorly written jokes as she rides on top in 69.

You: "What's up with airline food?"
Her: "Oh yeah, daddy!"

I told that girl last night my name was Jay, I am totally Pulling a Leno on her later!

by DaddyUnicorn October 1, 2020