A Left-Handed Charlotte is a strong cum shot to the face while screaming "WILBUR" that forms a "web" over the left eye. (Use of the left hand is preferable, for consistency.)
I gave that chick in the bar a Left-Handed Charlotte last weekend and she's still wearing an eye patch.
by Dog Ruff Ruff 69 March 16, 2014
Get the left-handed charlotte mug.A exclamation of satisfaction, usually at the complete of a task or at a positive turn of events so great that all the bitches in the room should move out of your way. What are they doing out of the kitchen anyway?
"Hey guys! I just managed to sneak out of that restaurant without paying the tip! Bitches to the left!!"
"Frank that's horrible, why would you tell us that."
"Yeah, fuck you Frank."
"I hope you die, Frank."
"Frank that's horrible, why would you tell us that."
"Yeah, fuck you Frank."
"I hope you die, Frank."
by Painfullyindecisiveaboutnames September 2, 2011
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When someone doesn't text you back in a appropriate amount of time but will still post shit on social media. He's not into you
Damn i texted brian 5 hours ago but he updated his insta story.......
Friend: you've been left on read homie move on
Friend: you've been left on read homie move on
by ReallyTho? October 28, 2018
Get the Left on read mug.by Left nut November 19, 2017
Get the Suck my left nut mug.Kayla: Have you talked to Brittany?
Pam: Yeah, 5 minutes ago.
Kayla: Wow. I was left on read by her an hour ago.
Pam: Yeah, 5 minutes ago.
Kayla: Wow. I was left on read by her an hour ago.
by DefinitionDefiner101 October 7, 2016
Get the left on read mug.Friend 1 - Hey, I heard you copped off with a right minger the other night?
Friend 2 - Why don't you Lick my left one?
Friend 2 - Why don't you Lick my left one?
by blurtworth January 5, 2011
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