lerk

Small flying creatures that are capable of emitting lethal spore clouds. Lerks can usually be found residing in ventilation ducts, especially ones located near human quarry. While annoying on their own lerks can be quite dangerous when teamed up with their more powerful brethren, such as the fade or the onos.

"Gimme some nades comm, that damn lerk is back."

by Bigwig January 5, 2004

leek

The small, little green sprig of onions that Farfetch'd (The Pokemon) carries with it at all times as a weapon.

Please cook the Farfetch'd with the Leek as seasoning, please.

by Scooby Doo Doo October 8, 2003

Leeroy Jenkins

Is the term to NOT do things but at least be in possession of chicken

Player: Leeroy you're stupid as hell
Leeroy Jenkins: Least i have chicken

by Rizaun February 26, 2009

LUErker

Someone who goes to LUElinks, but does not post or contribute links. He leeches off of other LUEsers, and is not known at all. And when they do post it is a WTF situation.

morgulking75 "So i was fapping the other day."
*random LUErker* "Was it tasty?"
morgulking75 "WTF! Who the hell are you?"

by Morgulking75 May 1, 2005

Leek me Deek

To firmly place tounge upon penis tip. when one sucks your fuck stick. to extract salty yogurt from the d tip. to suck the slimey end of the deek by leekin.

she leeked me deek and loved it, leek me deek and swallow every bit you hoe bitch bag

by F.Y.F May 8, 2010

Leery Nigel

noun . A Leery Nigel refers to a male of around 18 years old. Who is often something of a recluse and shyes away from society into his darkened room to play on computer games and undress his Night Elf on WOW. His interests include warhammar and other Geekish references. He lives off Hentai and worships anything Japanese. Cannot control or integrate himself around females of any kind; human or otherwise. His affections come across as overbearing and are untamed. His advances often come about from misunderstood friendships and are often unwanted.

... oh my God , did Grant just try and kiss you ?

... yeah he's been a total Leery Nigel ever since i just saw that movie with him and told him he was a nice guy...i like him just as a friend , nothing more...

by Darth_vader's_Hispanic_Maid June 5, 2011

Leeroy Jenkins

1. A character from the popular MMORPG World of Warcraft (WoW) played by Ben Schultz.
2. A card in the World of Warcraft Trading Card Game with the special ability of exhausting all other creatures. If you call out "Leeeeroooy Jenkins!" the card can attack instantly, but has low health and will generally die fast. Similar to the character in the game.
3. An incredibly stupid act that generally results in suffering for others.
4. A catchphrase used by players of various different MMORPGs when they are about to commit suicide, i.e. Its Leeeroooy Jenkins time!

Did he just pull a Leeroy Jenkins?
Oh my god, you are such a Leeroy Jenkins.
It's Leeeeeroooy Jenkins!

by Private First Class June 23, 2008