lecturous

pontificate; prone to lecturing and preaching

Stop being so lecturous and pretending you know everything

by Harare88 March 17, 2015

Hannibal Lecter humor

Sexually perverted, sadistic, dark and sexually inappropriate humor

This definition of Hannibal Lecter humor refers to a type of humor that only Hannibal Lecter, the character from both the book and the movie The Silence of the Lambs, would find funny.

by Sexydimma August 30, 2013

lectrician

a really sexy electrician!

oooh wow! look at that lush 'lectrician, im in lurve!!!

by Trinkbar_Trina March 29, 2005

lecture crushing

VERB
The act of attending lectures for a class you don't take because you are crushing on someone there--either another pupil, or the lecturer (in the case of the latter the 'crush' could be completely platonic--perhaps admiration of teaching/oratory skills).

Derivative of lecture crashing

"Bro, that hilarious philosophy lecturer we had first year is taking a class this semester! We are sooooooooo lecture crushing!"

by RoboBear September 20, 2011

Heat-seeking lecture

When you think you've avoided a lengthy reprimand by changing the subject, only to find yourself back in the crosshairs a few minutes later.

"My wife was about to drill me again about screwing up the laundry, when I deftly sidestepped it by blaming our daughter. But she nailed me with a heat-seeking lecture a minute later."

by Calgary Slim January 14, 2009

letorical

having been written or described with passionate or intricate writing; so to create an emotion.

"Their lips fused and the world seemed balanced between two mouths, smeared with red crimson lipstick" she described in the most letorical manner.

by Katie April 7, 2008

lecturngobblegobbleinator

Word used by FB to insult James A

better than being a twerplational lecturngobblegobbleinator like you

by Jowep July 2, 2004