Mays Landing

Bustiling suburb of Atlantic City in Southern New Jersey. There are two sides of Mays Landing. The first side is the side most visitors see that has the Hamilton Mall and the movie theatre. The other side, while it has downtown Mays Landing, is nothing but trees and the occasional housing development here and there. The second side is also known to shoobies from Philadelphia who enjoy clogging the streets to take a short cut to Ocean City on the weekends.

Hey lets cut through Mays Landing and shave 5 minutes off of our trip to Ocean City. They wont mind.

by JK255 January 2, 2010

Leaning Tower of Puss

In a sexual act, while the male is standing, the female sits on the males shoulders from the front with the vagina directly in front of the males mouth. To keep her stable, he puts her up against the wall and performs oral sex. They will be against the wall, leaning at an angle looking like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

AKA-(Towering)

"Hey Ben lets go see what Peter and that girl are doing." (Peek in room)
"Oh dang, he is giving her the Leaning Tower of Puss."
"Lucky man!"

"Hey babe, how bout you throw me up against that wall and tower the fuck out of me."
"Oh yeah baby I gonna eat your pussy like spaghetti."

"Hey Peter, did you do 69 with that girl?"
"No, I gave her the Leaning Tower of Puss."

by PPBB&JJ May 2, 2013

Landing the jet on the Aircraft Carrier

The act of taking a dump and believing you are done, yet mid-wipe, you realize there is one final wave. The tissue used from the first round, now floating in the middle of the bowl, resembles an aircraft carrier for which to land the straggling turd. The fresh excrement sits safely outside of the water, due to the buoyancy of the toilet paper.

I just done Landing the jet on the Aircraft Carrier. (Just took a crap on the toilet paper used from my first go-round of wiping.)

by ManfredManley October 3, 2013

leanni

The most beautiful and gorgeous of all girls. She loves books, poetry, and dancing to her favorite music. When she dances she does a nifty little move where she bends her knees up and down. She loves to be the boss and you better listen unless you wanna get bopped on the head. She is everything you'd want in a girl and that's why everybody wants their own Leanni.

Person X: Man, I wish I had a gf
Person Y: Gotta get Leanni
Person X: There aren't enough Leanni's in the world bro!

by THETOPSLUGGER26! January 25, 2019

Front-leaning rest position

Something you hope that you will never hear in JROTC or in the Military.
Military term to start doing push-ups

1st SGT Williams: "Private Smith! Front-leaning rest position, MOVE!"
Private Smith: "Aww man. Time to get these damn push-ups"

by Deez-nutz-goty September 2, 2021

mean bro leanin

Derogatory term first used in the late 1980's describing those male drivers who drove slouched down in the driver's seat, leaning over with one arm on the console or armrest, barely able to see over the dash, and appearing to be seated in the middle of the car when viewed from behind. Most often was applied to a member of the black race, and often the driver was wearing a ballcap with the bill facing any which way but forward.

Leroy jumped into his Nissan, assumed the position of mean bro leanin, and headed to the club to find some booty.

by Vinny Trace May 14, 2008

leading someone on

to do stuff with someone, without wanting a real relationship with them

chad made out with angela, but then told her the next day that he didnt want anything to do with her. she liked him a lot and so she yelled at him in front of the whole school that he was a prime example of leading someone on

by Carisandra December 30, 2008