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Banana Leafing 

The event in which a fart in your sleep leads to the gradual billowing of gaseous air up into your wife’s or girlfriend’s face throughout the night. Since this process is strikingly similar to the fermentation of cocoa beans under banana leaves in Central America, it is known as “Banana Leafing;” a close yet benevolent cousin to the malicious Dutch Oven.
“My wife makes me sleep in the guest room on Sunday nights – 7-layer dip means serious banana leafing.”
Banana Leafing by JLiebengut February 2, 2012
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Leaving NeverLand 

Leaving NeverLand is a so called “documentary” where two liars called Wade Robson and James Safechuck spend 2 whole hours rambling on about nonsense that Michael jackson (the king of pop) diddnt even do! They were paid by HBO and the whole “documentary” is a big money grab and defamation of the speechless as Michael sadly died in 2009.
Person: Did you know Michael jackson is a pedeophile?? Educated people who know it’s not even a real documentary: no he’s not did you watch leaving NeverLand? Cause that shits fake!
Bleeding profusely, esp. after taking a beatdown on public transportation. Note, it may also necessitate bringing the amberlamps.
Person 1 (after video taping person 2's beatdown): We can press charges bro, I got it on video tape! Ohhhh you leakin! He leakin. You OK?

Person 2 (after receiving third party beatdown): Nah. Bring da amberlamps.
Leakin by The Amalamps February 19, 2010

lepaking 

Just hanging out with friend, talking about unimportant issues while watching people around and wasting time together with do nothing.
I'm (lepaking) with Johan at Soho Shopping Complex now.
lepaking by Mr. Lombardo March 4, 2014

the blind leading the blind 

an expression which describes a situation where there is confusion or lack of direction.
"ever since that company got new management, it's been like the blind leading the blind over there."
to hang out and bum around everywhere and anywhere.
Whats up dude? what are you doing today?

I think Im just loaking around the house.
loaking by room cat April 20, 2011

Leaving the faucet on 

Did you and jack get it on last night?
Yeah, he got his rocks off but he keeps leaving the faucet on so I have to finish myself off
Leaving the faucet on by PizzaCat November 8, 2014