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langstaff

(1) A large wooden staff used to beat common sense into those around you.

(2) A term used to reference a level of destruction or table flip.
"Damn, Godzilla has written off Tokyo , he's up there with Langstaff." or wow he just pulled off a 6 Langstaffs table flip.
by C_mercenary June 23, 2014
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langston perry

Sweet at sports cool guy handsome and sexy and get all the ladies
by Boy28 June 27, 2014
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Kyle langston

The coolest dude on the planet. Will never curse because he is able to perfectly convey his every thought with elegant words. A man of mystery who keeps to himself but is the bomb-digity around his friends. Also a great kisser???
That dude is such a Kyle Langston. You gotta be friends with him
by Theudkskd June 1, 2021
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Mr. Langston

A fucking shitty ass teacher that is fucking old/annoying and bout to die soon. Also, can suck my juicy, big, DICK!!!!
Omg fucking gosh Mr. Langston is a fucking cunt!!!
by Dick bitch!!! October 9, 2018
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Longstay

Guy 1: Oh my god, why is Longstay even a thing
Guy 2: Because 4 guys think they have talent when they don't
by Timefork June 26, 2014
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Langslow

Originating from the late 1950s, the hayday of The Krays when being tough was not enough. You had to be hard as fucking nails and there were non tougher than essex boy Dickie Langslow.

Dickie, or Billie Rickets (a title affectionately awarded by Reggie Kray as a nod to Dickies home town of Billlericay) was a double hard bastard associated with the deaths of several notorious gangsters of the era.

He was well known for his love of golf in an era where it was far from cool for a gangster to be involved in the sport. He was more famous for how shit he was at the game and his use of his clubs in many of the murders he committed.
Dont mess with that cunt, he"s a fucking langslow
by The Masters Master September 8, 2016
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Lagstronaut

A person in online gaming whose ping is so high that the only place they could be playing from is outer space.
Player1: "Wow this guys ping is trough the roof! He killed my 10 seconds after I went behind the wall!"
Player2: "Must be some lagstronauts playing the game on the ISS".
by hel112570 August 6, 2020
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