Landon

The overall perfect guy. He knows exactly how to treat a lady, won't break your heart, and expects nothing from you. He's extremely handsome, has the most amazing smile, and big brown eyes to match his brown hair. They're easy to get lost in and will make you melt every time he looks at you. He's very talented, both athletically and musically. Landon is the funniest, smartest and sweetest person you've ever met. He's very indecisive but knows exactly what to say in every situation. He's very mysterious about his personal life and no one would guess about his sorrowful past. He is truly a gentleman. He's unbelievably polite, the kind of guy a girl wants to bring home to her parents. The guy every girl dreams of marrying. He's great with both animals and kids. He has more friends than you can count, but still manages to make you feel important to him. He is quiet and shy around strangers but those who know him know his true personality.

Girl A: Who was that guy you were talking to? It's like he doesn't have any flaws!
Girl B: That was Landon, isn't he just perfect?

by The Average Teenager March 31, 2013

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A trip to Segovia, Spain that is offered by the Landon School of Bethesda, Maryland. Alcoholism runs rampant once the students find bars where the act of placing a 1 Euro coin on the bar is universal language for, "If you please, sir, I would like a shot of Tequila."

The trip is generally damaging to United States foreign relations.

Doctor: I've noticed your liver has been ravaged by the effects of alcohol. What the hell did you do this summer?

Student: Landon-in-Spain.

by joe g. November 27, 2004

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