emotional landmine

Seeing Facebook memories pop up in your newsfeed after a break up

I'm avoiding Facebook this week for all the emotional landmines that they want me to share!

by thegoodex August 7, 2017

Canine Landmine

An unfortunate stinky, gift left by a dog and his/her thoughless owner.

"I walked down to the mailbox and stepped in a Canine Landmine"

by NorCalGal January 3, 2013

vitnamiese landmine

Taking a shit on someone's chest and then smacking it hard making a loud noise and lots of "mud" everywhere

Guy 1: how was your girl last night?
Guy 2: Sick man, I gave her a vitnamiese landmine

by Ogrish is life May 20, 2016

Ukrainian Landmine

When You Leave a turd in the microwave for a long period of time so that when the person opens up the microwave, the turd explodes, like a landmine.

Jimmy: Do u smell that?
Tommy: Ya man. It smells like a Ukrainian Landmine!

by BIG C aka the coolest kid evar December 6, 2010

Landmine

simaler to the grenade a landmine is a solitary ugly chick in a group of hotties, but she is so ugly and fat if anyone slept with her they would have depression, thoughts of suicide, erectile disfunction, diahrea, and like most cases HIV aids.

Whoopie Goldberg is a landmine

by GreNchz187 October 19, 2010

Facebook Landmine

Something posted of facebook the poster knows his/her friends will enjoy seeing that is not published, in the hopes that they will haphazzardly stumble across it.

The info section of Ricky's Facebook profile is just loaded with facebook landmines. I laughed my ass of reading it.

by the f--boi January 1, 2010

Like a landmine

N. Phrase that means a person (male) will explode on contact. Meaning the person would premature ejaculate with a girl, if said person was a virgin, or girl was smoking hott.

Jordan: Man I don't know I am ready man, for all I know I can be "like a landmine".

Luke: What does that mean?

Jordan: I can explode when I try to have sex for the first time with a girl.

by facelessone86 February 2, 2010