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lazy bottom

A term used by gay men. It means the bottom is too lazy to do the prep work for anal sex, often times meaning that the bottom will just top instead, or that anal sex won't be happening.
I consider myself bot/vers, but I only include the vers part because I'm a lazy bottom.
by MoonchildB July 6, 2019
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Lazy Martin

Using a jacuzzi jet to pleasure one's self
Once all the couples left the hot tub, I gave myself a lazy martin.
by Billy Burke December 25, 2005
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lazy little bitch syndrome

Lazy Little Bitch Syndrome, also known as LLBS, affects millions of whiny, inconsiderate and incompetent people every day.

LLBS is characterized as the complete inability to function due to laziness, accompanied by whining. Whining encompasses such subjects as:

-failing university classes, due to lack of trying
-inability to get/keep a significant other, due to lack of trying
-inability to obtain/keep a job, due to lack of trying
-inability to pay bills, due to the aforementioned job woes and/or lack of trying
-inability to think clearly, due to lack of trying
-inability to do jack shit, due to lack of trying

LLBS is commonly seen in both male and female patients aged 13-83; more commonly in adolescents and young adults.
"I can't seem to do anything but nom on these crisps and cry about not losing weight." "Sounds like you have lazy little bitch syndrome."

"I can't get a girlfriend, because I never go outside and cry about it on IRC all the time!" "Sounds like the LLBS has got you down."
by whiskeyish February 22, 2010
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lazy nipple

Often the result of a bad boob job, a lazy nipple is one boob/nipple that points off in an odd direction.
That girl needs a refund from her plastic surgeon, she's got a serous lazy nipple.
by robertgregory April 29, 2009
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lazy wind

A lazy wind; it doesn't bother going round you, it just cuts straight through
"Fuck it's cold"

"Yeah man, it's a reyt lazy wind today"
by Danon1 March 28, 2010
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Lazy Kevin

The act of falling asleep whilst dick deep in pussy.
Samantha was ecstatic to be fucking Roberto for the first time, until she realized he had been pulling a Lazy Kevin for the last 15 minutes.
by buckEboi April 22, 2010
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Lazy Monday

When your Lazy Sunday is so lazy that it carries over into Monday and you have to call in sick to work/school.
Joe: Where were you today?

Steve: Oh just having a Lazy Monday
by lilDouchey October 29, 2012
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