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lampshade

1. (n) a decorative piece in one's apartment that was once a human being; usually in the apartment of a complete weirdo who blows up your phone all day, tells you they want to marry you after the first week, and idolizes Ed Gein

2. (n) a waste of life; an individual that feels they are nothing more than a piece of furniture in their apartment because they have absolutely no energy from exerting themselves the night before
1. "Be careful on your blind date, I don't want you to be turned into a lampshade!!" / "I didn't work real hard my whole life to end up in aisle 18 of Wal-Mart, on sale for 19.99."

2. "I feel like a lampshade today."
by smashleigh91 July 28, 2009
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LalaShake

A new type of ass shaking popularized on BlogTV by one of the more popular female hosts. Requires pushing an ass extremely close to the camera and then proceeding to shake vigorously, usually to another co-hosts music ensemble.

Often involves many viewers pushing the host to dance on further.
Did you see her lalashake?
by Digger94 December 9, 2010
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latashah

Power, beautiful, intelligent, funny, kind.

Someone every one wants to be <3
Latashah is a great women.
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larasha

The annoying kid in your math textbook that the creators included so the book made in redneck county, Texas can seem somewhat PC
larasha went on the screamer again? Nobody cares about the screamer anymore!
by xxxextensioncord February 13, 2018
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Idaho Lampshade

To defecate into a bag of your choice then throw it over your partners head and then light it on fire.
My girl Ava was being a real bitch last night. So I gave her an Idaho Lampshade. It blew her mind.
by Logiic November 21, 2017
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liwa lamaphakade

Rock of ages, a handsome young man who is full of life, funny and energetic. He is the apple of his family’s eye and there is never a dull moment with him. He is fierce, assertive and strong as a Rock.
Liwa lamaphakade, he is strong as a Rock
by Nheex November 23, 2021
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Long beach lampshade

When a person lights a candle and spreads thy anus while squatting over said flame and clenching thy cheeks to extinguish the flame
Allyssa got me to do a long beach lampshade and i burned my ass
by Peejuan February 14, 2017
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