lag

the reason divorces are in a rise these years. Lag destroys families, creates murderers. Who knows, you could be next.

1.F*** this lag omg f*** what the **** noobs in my team and they hack and i lag **** ****** ****

2. Sorry guys, gotta go, i have 999 ping, i lag

by Aint nobody got name fo dat February 9, 2013

Lag

Shaky Internet

Damn this connection is lagging.

by Bobbydigee October 9, 2017

lag

Im playing the game runescape right now, and guess what its lagging so im writing this. Lag when everything freezes and you carnt do nothing (often resulting in death). Some players make this up as an excuse for them dieing or being a noob

Randomdata:AHHHHH LAG WERE ALL GOING TO DIE A PAINFULL DEATH!!!!
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by mark williams June 28, 2005

Lags

What your AOL service does!

Sorry, I cant play Battlefields Online cause my AOL lags.

by Kev23 September 27, 2005

lag

when you ask someone a relatively basic question and it takes them a longer than average time to respond due their brain lagging out. The lag time can vary from about 10 seconds to 7 minutes.

Person 1: "Hey Brown, do you hate Obbo?"
.......(5 minutes later).......
Brown: No he's a fucking tit face

by Pharm October 21, 2004

Lag

to slow down online games due to slow modem connection. (Starcraft, Diablo, Warcraft III) The attribute of being slow on game servers.

"4v4 CABLE/DSL, LAG=BAN"

Game description: Four versus four players, Cable or DSL internet connection prefered. If you lag you will be banned from the game.

by machinehien March 6, 2003

Lag

One who lacks the competence to live from day-to-day!

Stefan is a lag. Give him anything to do and he'll screw it up.

by MattQuin November 5, 2007