an incredible commentary youtuber/comedian/musician who started on vine. he has a beautiful girlfriend named jenna allard, who he fell in love with after peeing on her roommate’s stuffed animals while cross-faded. the two of them have a silly little dog named kiwi. he is absolutely hilarious and everyone should watch him and become a citizen of kurtistown, because he is always uploading BANGERS! he never misses! he is often associated with danny gonzales, drew gooden, jacob sharpe, and dean hebscher.
person a: hey, have you seen kurtis conner’s new video? it was an absolute banger!!
person b: kurtis conner? i hardly know ‘er! 🤠
person b: kurtis conner? i hardly know ‘er! 🤠
by yolomonster360 June 19, 2022
Get the kurtis connermug. To quickly skim over or quickly get through a book by focusing on only getting the main idea of the book without necessarily going through the entire text.
I was running out of time to finish our book for the upcoming book club meeting so I had to kurtis-finish it.
by The Distroller February 29, 2024
Get the Kurtis-finishmug. Turdis. "With his nose in the air can detach from any circumstance that asks him to be fully present and accountable for words and actions" by calling it a "game" can mitigate the circumstances or context. allowing him to facetiously enter and leave adding virtually nothing but his presence to situations the equivalent of someone eavesdropping on a conversation. Some people just really like to be included in what's going on. A narcissist. Capable of destroying people and relationships a constant force of burden for the people around wondering how it became possible for the education system and basic human kindness to fail a individual. His objects of obsession, pretty much anyone who has a opinion that isnt positive towards him become tortured gangstalked etc for attempting to communicate. At some core level is probably a victim but when not succumbing to degenerate behavior is feeding his sense of Being God. Much to the dismay of the population who have bigger problems then holding the hand of the child man.
Goddamnit Kurtis.
by EXISTED BEFORE U November 1, 2021
Get the KURTISmug. by Dawgo May 13, 2020
Get the dirty kurtismug. Booster Juice Inc. is a Canadian chain of juice and smoothie bars founded in 1999. The chain specializes in smoothies made of pure juice, fruit sorbet or vanilla frozen yogurt, frozen fruit, fresh yogurt and ice.
by Whitemanhorse March 6, 2022
Get the Kurtis Palfreymug. 1. (Celtic) - also long form of ancient Germanic Tribal name Kurt meaning "the strong and brave." Also short form of "Conrad."
Four thousand years ago Kurt was a common name in the land of Britain, Ireland, Wales and Scotland. In the modern era Kurtis King is more likely to be found.
by yomankurt February 3, 2010
Get the Kurtis Kingmug. A Kurt Cobain wannabe or lookalike poser or negative supernatural entitity summoned or conjured with an ouija board, etc. Could also be a wandering spirit or demon/daemon, egregore attracted to a fan's obsessive or witchy covetous obsession over him.
That's NOT Kurt Cobain, that's a KURTY
by anonymous December 23, 2022
Get the KURTYmug.