kunkle

Engaging in the act of losing your hair at a young age.

He is only 23 and has lost all of his hair, he must be a kunkle.

by Thegreathamhawk July 29, 2008

kunkle

A person who is slowly balding

That kunkle is going to have a hard time finding a girlfriend.

by Lisa Henry December 28, 2005

Kunkelment

A comment that brings down the receiver followed by giving them a a compliment.

Kelly, you ugly ass motha fucka, you're looking good today!

This is a Kunkelment.

by itsakunkelment March 2, 2011

Kunkelisious

Derived from the German last name Kunkel, meaning swamp people. Kunkelisious is slang for epic, cool, awesome, or to describe something that smells sulfuric

Guy one: Hey that is Kunkelisious.
Guy two: What does that mean?
Guy one: Look above.

by Tito the wise October 29, 2019

Kunkleman

The name of a shady used car dealership, made popular by Regular Car Reviews on YouTube. Good credit? Bad credit? No credit? ROLL CREDIT at Kunkleman Chevrolet! All of our sales agents do cocaine!

"At Kunkleman Chevrolet we have free coffee for you! We reuse the grounds!"
"Your wallet and your soul are forfeited at Kunkleman Chevrolet! BuickGMCOldsmobileNissan"

by Rinaldi Kline January 21, 2023

Kunkleman

1. A family at large all across America.

2. People of this name are special, unique, and have a tendency to be slightly weird.

1. Man, that Kunkleman was at it again last night.

2. Did you hear about Kunkleman? He/She got perfect score....again!

by one-of-them212 October 18, 2008

Kunkydude

1)The adjective form of Kunky, a word used to describe someone who is indescribably badass, such as a midget who lights people on fire.

1)Holy shit! That midget just lit that guy on fire! WTFZOMG!!!
PERSON 2) Ya hes a Kunkydude for shure

by The Kunkydude March 7, 2009