The Mysteries Of KT

The Social Studies teacher at Hawiwa Middle School

Guy #1: Holy shit dude look it's The Mysteries Of KT!
Guy #2: Run bro he's gonna stretch your butthole out

by Shamarucs Cousins April 1, 2022

KT

"Kill Youself, Though."

A short, subtle, under the radar way of telling someone to "kys" without getting banned nor moderated.

Similar to TYS (Terminate Your Self)

Person 1: I think you're wrong, Person 3.

Person 2: Look at that detail. You should get educated.

Person 1: Oh I missed that.

KT

by PseudoExistant February 20, 2025

KT

A common shorthand for kratom (from Mitragyna speciosa), a tropical tree native to Southeast Asia. In Thai slang, KT usually refers to kratom tea (namtom) or powdered kratom, used for its stimulant or relaxing effects depending on dose. People say KT when they want to keep it short, casual, or low-key — kind of like calling cannabis “weed.”

“Yo, you got some KT for tonight?”
“Let’s brew up some KT before work.”

by RealCulture August 25, 2025

KT™

Only the coolest in the western hemisphere besides from George Lopez of course, loves swimming, and animals, anything having to do with food. I am a ninja, but only on the weekends, YOU CANNOT TAKE MY NAME! Its a national trade mark :) I am constantly followed by Ally Rabe. (Look her up) and I have crazy insane dance moves, (do the seizure!!!)

I went to go visit KT™ last night, she made me some cookies.

by KT™ leader March 29, 2010

KT

a gang member called kill twerps, their motive is to kill people that are like a twerp, a pussy, or a straight up faggot

oh my god look at caydence, he mustve have gotten killed by KT

by Crew Collecta May 18, 2022

KT

KT is the coolest nihh around everybody wanna be him he’s d1 prospect

Yk kt?”yeah the mf goat”

by Im ya boiii November 23, 2021

Kt

Meaning he doesn’t kare nor show sympathy

He is ruthless towards everyone including family

Start acting like kt

by Ebkkt February 24, 2023