Krunchie

The irrelevant onomatopoeia for a potato chip.

My idiotic friend who calls soda "pop" also refers to potato chips as "krunchies"

by ibrakehartz July 4, 2011

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Krunk-mas

Krunk-mas is a magical time of the year. On the night of December 25, after he has finished delivering presents, Santa gets really hammered and then smokes a nice fatty blunt. After he is completely belligerent, he starts to wander the North Pole in search of some fine elf pussy. The night is a blacked out orgy of drugs and alcohol filled with Christmas cheer. Eventually, out of pure exhaustion, Santa passes out in the snow next to a pile of his own vomit. As he stares up into the dark December sky, He musters up the courage to utter one last statement before he looses consciousness: "Merry Krunk-mas to all, now get fucked up and high!"

Fred: Merry Krunk-mas Jim! I got you a new bong!

Jim: Thanks Fred, I cant wait to light this up and then throw back some brews around the Krunk-mas tree!

by jackdstone December 7, 2011

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krunkstep

The act of getting fucked up while blasting "Techno" music loud enough to cause internal damage.

Hey Jim want to come over to my house and do some krunkstep?

by krunkstep77 November 16, 2014

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Krunglefuck

Krunglefuck (or krunglebonk) is a phrase used to describe the act of killing another player in an online game, typically in a humorous manner. The act of krunglefucking another player is typically achieved through unorthodox methods, usually comical, yet wholly unexpected. Despite the simplistic nature of the art of krunglefucking, the art can take years to master, and a good and proper krunglefuck can be as rewarding as it is challenging.

Dean had just been krunglefucked, and he was ashamed.

Janice was krunglefucking zombies left and right.

"Ayo, watch me absolutely krunglefuck this shitwaffle."

by Moomallowz October 4, 2020

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Krunkisdaddy

Krunkisdaddy is a kpop fan that causes drama with other kpop fans on tiktok, but it’s okay because she is funny

“Did you see what Krunkisdaddy said to ‘____’?”

“Yes, she is such a bitch, but I luv her”

by Kpop7829276227 December 27, 2020

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krunkisdaddy

A beautiful, underrated tiktok account that deserves everything in the world.
No they don't give their body to their uncles. ~Sorry I don't know their pronouns~

Hey have you seen krunkisdaddy's new video.

Ik it was awesome

by d1sturbed_b1tch January 2, 2021

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