The best and hardest MC in the universe.
His bars have so much fire in their lyrical content and delivery that every microphone he’s ever held has melted and multiple P.A’s have been incinerated.
Fortunately for the managements sake the venues he’s booked at usually survive. This is because the flames are swiftly extinguished by the dripping undercrackers of a sea of star struck screaming fan girls who pack out every dance floor he stands before.
It is well documented that the end result of him touring his first ever E.P was 17 major accounts of arson so unfortunately not all where so lucky.
During an interview The Prodigy once even explained that he was the sole inspiration behind their hit track ‘Firestarter’ and it was a tribute to his amazing career and talent.
At age 5 he wrote and performed his first track which was so quick it still makes Eminem’s ‘Rap God’ (another tribute) and Ocean Wisdoms ‘Walkin’ sound like they are being recited by an elderly man with a stutter who’s just injested his own body weight in ketamine, diazepam and Xanax.
His bars have so much fire in their lyrical content and delivery that every microphone he’s ever held has melted and multiple P.A’s have been incinerated.
Fortunately for the managements sake the venues he’s booked at usually survive. This is because the flames are swiftly extinguished by the dripping undercrackers of a sea of star struck screaming fan girls who pack out every dance floor he stands before.
It is well documented that the end result of him touring his first ever E.P was 17 major accounts of arson so unfortunately not all where so lucky.
During an interview The Prodigy once even explained that he was the sole inspiration behind their hit track ‘Firestarter’ and it was a tribute to his amazing career and talent.
At age 5 he wrote and performed his first track which was so quick it still makes Eminem’s ‘Rap God’ (another tribute) and Ocean Wisdoms ‘Walkin’ sound like they are being recited by an elderly man with a stutter who’s just injested his own body weight in ketamine, diazepam and Xanax.
Yo did you hear MC Kontribe is headlining the festival this weekend?!
That makes packing for it easier, all we’ll need is some flame retardant raving garms and our surfboards so we can ride over the Punani Tsunami to front left!
That makes packing for it easier, all we’ll need is some flame retardant raving garms and our surfboards so we can ride over the Punani Tsunami to front left!
by OuttaWangolian April 2, 2021
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Being called kontol is the biggest compliment anyone has ever given me, thank you Dina.
Being called kontol is the biggest compliment anyone has ever given me, thank you Dina.
informal example (I'm using a couple's conversation for this one)
Person A : Kontol lu babi ngentot
you are very handsome, baby
Person B : Makasih anjing titit mikro
thank you, my petite honey
formal example (maybe to your boss or colleague)
Person A : Jeremy emang kontol cok
Jeremy is so handsome, bro
Jeremy : Maksud lu apa tod
extra raise for you!
Person A : Kontol lu babi ngentot
you are very handsome, baby
Person B : Makasih anjing titit mikro
thank you, my petite honey
formal example (maybe to your boss or colleague)
Person A : Jeremy emang kontol cok
Jeremy is so handsome, bro
Jeremy : Maksud lu apa tod
extra raise for you!
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Person 1: Nah bro, it's konsol dan teks
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