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Klute

To have a fetid, disgusting case of herpes around the anus that can only be contracted from ass to ass sex"
"Did you hear about Tim? He got a nasty case of Klute from Sharon"
by Johnw7127 May 1, 2009
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Klutage

Originates from the word Klute.

The art of getting any action whilst Klooting, or as a direct result of Kloot.

Any action with a Klooger voids Klootage
Male:Oreet mate, I had major Klootage last nite.

Female:It wasnt her was it?

Male: Yeah why?!?!?

Female:Shes a Fucking Klooger you tit- it doesnt count

Male:Bugger- id better go bleach myself then
by wafrock October 15, 2004
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Klutz-O-Rama Saga

An extended period of time where a person tends to do a variety of silly thoughtless careless CLUMSY things that eventuate in either self injury, injury of others or destruction of items and things.
"There are no winners during her klutz-o-rama saga"

"It is typical of her to think it is a good idea to yank a power cord out of the wall while swtiched on during the klutz-o-rama saga"
by Rainbowfern2 February 23, 2010
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klutzy

Klutzy is a up coming rapper in the game , he is known for the songs “your love is my drug” and “insane” and his music is on all platforms!
Klutzy is A fucken beast and a legend.
by Up coming people October 6, 2019
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Klutan

yo you tryin to smoke a klutan?
by Bobby Blunts March 2, 2010
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klutching candy cane

Getting a bj from a girl and having her finish you off with one hand and cum in her otherone therefore licking the hand to finish the jon
Man this girl the other day gave me a klutching candy cane it was fantastic and gross at the same time!
by drofan November 5, 2010
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Klutz

LOl look at her she is Klutz
by FuzzMelon May 17, 2016
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