Cleveland eye

Similar to a E.P.D.D. where one's eyes point in two different directions. Aka, one eye is looking at you and the other is looking toward Cleveland.

Dude, I know she was a hotty but I couldn't keep talking to her cause she had a Cleveland eye. I didn't know which one to look at.

by Jlmontana October 26, 2011

Cleveland Piledriver

A Cleveland Piledriver is the combination of a Cleveland Steamer and a regular piledriver. To put it simply, you take a shit on the ground, and then piledrive your bitch promptly into your pile of dooder.

Also synonymous with the "poop smash"

Examples :

"I made Jill tap out with a massive a Cleveland Piledriver last night."

"I knocked Jill out cold last night with my Cleveland Piledriver, it was creamy."

"I Cleveland Piledrived. Nice."

by nice. June 27, 2014

Only in Cleveland

A frustrated expression by Cleveland sports fans after events only occurring to their cursed teams. Abbreviation OIC for short.

Only in Cleveland, can you steal a defeat from the jaws of victory. Only in Cleveland, can the Cleveland Browns manage to cough up a 14 point lead in less than 90 seconds. Only in Cleveland, can the Cleveland Cavaliers manage to rehire a coach they fired no less than 3 years before. Only in Cleveland, could the Cleveland Indians win a game with a walk off hit batter. Only in Cleveland, can the Cleveland Browns QB manage to sack himself. Only in Cleveland can their whole entire football team leave town and win not 1, but 2 Super Bowl titles. Only in Cleveland, can you fail at picking a franchise player for your football team after 14 years of having a top ten pick. Only in Cleveland, can you blow an insurmountable lead and watch the opposing team embarrass you on national tv. Only in Cleveland, can you hang banners for winning your division and not a league title.

by Bliff Blaffington December 11, 2013

Cleveland deep throat

The act of sitting on your partners face
placing asshole to mouth and excreting a
large extra long turd that slides down your partners throat.

Freddie was having a sweet tooth for chocolate, and ask Harold for a

delicious mouth watering peanut and corn flavored Cleveland deep throat.

by streetwhiz May 11, 2009

Cleveland Browns

An NFL football team in the AFC that despite having many disapointing seasons or heartbreaking losses still have some of the most die hard, hardcore, loyal fans in all of football.

Joe:I got tickets to the Cleveland Browns game this Sunday. I'm pumped!

Dave: Aw man but they're probably gonna lose.

Joe: I don't care I love this team!!!!

by shgsat January 25, 2009

cleveland creamer

A sexual act by nature (fetish) the cleveland creamer is when one person ejaculates on another person's chest and then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.

After titty fucking her, I blew my load all over her chest and then gave her a cleveland creamer. Man, her tits looked hot all smeared with my spunk!

by brentionary April 6, 2009

Clevelander

Anyone that lives inside or within 20 miles of the city limits of Cleveland, Ohio. Real Clevelanders know that Pittsburgh sucks and that the Browns are commin' back. Clevelanders reside in a climate that has 2 seasons: Summer, which is characterized by temperatures in the high 80's and an occassional snow fall, and Winter with temperatures usually in the low 20's while sometimes getting heat spikes into the 90's. They set the Cuyahoga river on fire for fun and use the word "pop", not the incorrect term "soda". Clevelanders can be identified by their characteristic use of prepositions at the end of sentences. If you are in Cleveland and ask a Clevelander which way is North, he or she will instead tell you where the lake is at. To find a Clevelander, simply go outside and yell at the top of your lungs "Browns Suck, go Steelers!". The guy that beats the shit out of you will be a Clevelander.

Clevelander: Where's my coat at?
Non- Clevelander: You must be from Cleveland

Non-Clevelander Visiting Cleveland: Can you tell me which way is North.
Clevelander: The lake is that way.

by The Clevelander April 5, 2010