Kite away

A person who is a kite away is a bit mental.

That guy is a kite away.

by thechosennerf March 9, 2012

Nutsack Kite

When you're on a bike wearing gym shorts or nude and you stand up. Your nutsack catches wind and flies like a kite

Yo bro i was on my bike and i stood up. It was like a fuckin nutsack kite.

by supah phresh March 24, 2008

Kite flyer

Someone who changes their views on a subject based on popular cultural opinion.

“Dude you’re a kite flyer, you just changed your mind. You were just with me on that. Now you’ve flipped because he said.

by JRE Dave 13 January 14, 2022

kite cooch

a chick is so loose that her cooch catches the wind.

danielle james has a kite cooch

by gary laslo October 13, 2003

Lewisham Kite

A discarded plastic bag floating beautifully through the air, like a child's kite. Named after the poverty stricken area in South London, England, where the phenomenon often occurs

"Man is that a bird, or a plane?"
"Nah bruv, that's just a Lewisham Kite."

by Loaded Jeff January 5, 2009

flying a kite

(1)mail sent to or from jail, for or from inmates
their basic means to keeping contact with those on the outside.
also may contain details on who someone wants to be killed
(these persons are known as "hard candy")

"When I'm 'Flying A Kite'...
Prison Niggas Off Shit With A Quick Letter"
-Curtisey

by Brick-City August 19, 2006

Mr. Kite

Someone extremely eccentric. Stems from the Beatles song "For the benefit of Mr. Kite".

John: Alex, you've turned into such a Mr. Kite after that party in L.A.

by Prometheus Whist June 5, 2009