Kunted

A slang term for the cussing bastardisation of word kunt. An ephemeral use of the word cunt in a frustrated, disappointing or casual fashion.

Lost ten bucks on the dogs... "Kunted"

by Mark Walker August 31, 2007

Kuntanitis

A medical condition of being unable to associate faces with names, resulting in repeated mistakes in identifying people.

She had such a bad case of kuntanitis that she couldn't call any of her colleagues name properly.

by B-SSR April 10, 2008

kuntfu

A woman kicking someones ass.

A woman doing martial arts type of kicks on someone.

Dude one: *Check it out these chicks are fighting!*

Dude two: *Holy shit! That one chick towards the left just did kuntfu on her ass!*

by Quentin_B March 1, 2007

Kunt Muffin

Noun: Similar to Cunt Muffin, the notable difference being the "K" which changes the word from a horrific insult to a loving term of endearment.

Often used to describe a friend who has either made a silly mistake or recently done you a favor.

It is also important to note that when calling someone a Kunt Muffin it is usually a good idea to specify that you are using the complimentary form of the phrase to avoid confusion.

Carly: Jane just bought me shoes for my birthday!
Sam: Aw, that is so sweet!
Carly: She is such a kunt muffin!
Sam: That isn't very nice!
Carly: No, no I mean a kunt muffin with a K.

by CraigHayger October 28, 2013

kunt and the gang

A minor internet star from the 2000s and 2010s. He is a dark comedy singer who had 2 songs in the charts. Kunt mainly sings about topics lads would discuss at the pub alongside his puppet partner Little Kunt (who had his own album).

My Bumrape Place and Use My Arsehole as a Cunt are songs by Kunt and the Gang.

by massivetraps25 August 6, 2020

KUNT

Cunt but with a hard k and a t.

YOUR A FUCKING KKUNTTTTTTT

by Zuriel_07 January 22, 2018

Krunt

The little bits vagina that peer out the sides of a way to skimpy thong.

Oh my god! When she bent over I think I saw some krunt!

by Kid8088 May 19, 2008