Ket monster

Lauren Burke

Ket monster is going to a rave

by Cogntbwyacse December 4, 2025

Bra-ket

The use of a bra as a pocket for storing important items. Such as a phone, keys, or money.

CASSI: This dress doesn't seem to have pockets. Where should I put my phone?
Lizzy: Put it in your bra-ket skeeze!

by Snickerdoodle682 February 8, 2010

Phúc Kết

When you're supposed to have a formal meeting and do things the right way, but ain't no one got time for that.

"Hey bossman, are we supposed to have a đúc kết meeting this Saturday?
"Nah, just phúc kết."

by Nội Quy June 15, 2016

African ket

A particularly potent form of the dissociative drug ketamine, imported from the exotic plains of Africa, where it is used to tranquilise rhinos and elephants. Legend has it, African tribes used this sacred substance to help them communicate on the same level as common wildlife.

Side effects include involuntary animal noises, crippled walking ability and a compulsive need for more ketamine.

<Dave> Fucking hell, that was some strong ket.
<Steve> Yup, some of that African ket, fresh from the Saharan plains.
<Dave> Fuck man. How you finding it Pete?
<Pete> Meehhhh!! MURRRRR!!!! MURRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

by Strachman January 17, 2010

Pla-ket-ket

The Distinctive onomatopoetic sound of a Mac 10 Ingram's gun mechanism ripping holes in for example a drive by as described by Skinbone.

"When I shoot you in your neck, the noise go Pla-ket-ket!!!

by NiggDiggerBrixx July 27, 2018

Sand Ket

A strain of ketamine you will beg to get more of, sold only by "The shit" of colchester fame and known to kill a man with 1 bump. LD50 of 3mg

person 1:yo im gonna take a slug of this sand ket
person 2:you are on the a train to deji flip city

by realtackshooter August 16, 2023

Don't do Ket in a Crackhouse

Similar to "don't bring a knife to a gunfight". The act of doing "ket" in a crackhouse is sure to get you properly fucked up. Crackheads don't put up with ket monsters when they're in the crackhouse

Hugh: Oi tom what are you doing this weekend?

Tom: I'm taking my bitch and we're gonna fuck in a gay nightclub

Hugh: Careful Tom "Don't do Ket in a Crackhouse" you'll get fucked up.

by mogacco505 June 16, 2019