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a very confising situation. Named so because Mr. Kemp has six children with four different women, and so the occurence of father's day will likely feature puzzlement on Mr. Kemp's part as he tries to match the children with their mothers, not to mention the catfight bound to break out when four ghetto ladies gather to discuss the children fathered by the same man.
-How was the math exam?
-Fuck, I dont think I got a question right. It was as confusing as father's day at shawn kemp's house...
by maks July 23, 2004
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Kemp

A person or persons who are negative and use that negativity to bring down others.
The kemp was around to spoil a great occasion.
by Green and Yellow July 7, 2023
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lil kemp

an upcoming rapper that is going to own the rap game
LiL Kemp is such a great rapper
by LiL Purp Hurt February 20, 2018
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kempes

A crazy, stupid, short, disgusting-looking boy who just runs around. Also flirts with girls way too much. Loved by everyone for his popularity, but not for who he is. He's very dumb and sexy.
Ugh...did u see Kempes? He's showing off his sexiness again!
by ItzKe$ha August 1, 2016
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Leon Kempe

Smartest guy alive (and dead)
Leon Kempe is the smartest guy alive/dead
by Rudi4586 February 7, 2023
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Killer kemp

Jacob is a very tall and good looking lad that will tower over u all the time. He's also very good at playing football mainly playing in goal and he is unstoppable. Jacob is also a very kind and caring person when he wants to be but he is known as killer kemp for many reasons
Oh look it's killer kemp, that tall prick
by Killer kemp October 9, 2019
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