confusing as father's day at shawn kemp's house

a very confising situation. Named so because Mr. Kemp has six children with four different women, and so the occurence of father's day will likely feature puzzlement on Mr. Kemp's part as he tries to match the children with their mothers, not to mention the catfight bound to break out when four ghetto ladies gather to discuss the children fathered by the same man.

-How was the math exam?
-Fuck, I dont think I got a question right. It was as confusing as father's day at shawn kemp's house...

by maks July 23, 2004

joey kemp

Pussyslayer that is very prone to high blood pressure aka saltiness and nuts when he gets a 100 on a test only in algebra 2.

He's very salty, he must be Joey kemp.

by Ap242002 December 6, 2016

Kemp

Someone who has a very untidy house and never leaves no matter the weather.

Hey, u seem like a Kemp

by Johnson Haley February 6, 2022

Kemp

Popular street name for Ket, unique to Derby

Let’s get on kemp tonight

by Kayalana June 14, 2020

boy kemps

A really big douchebag that's always annoying.

Man, You're a Boy kemps...

by AsianWindMan January 14, 2017

aaron kemp

definition of rideable.

aaron kemp=yum

by yourmom742 July 12, 2022

the Krusty Kemp

A 5 star restaurant where everyone wants to go in the bikini botom

jame:hello?... is this the krusty kemp?.... NO THIS IS PARKER
parker: pye barker van parker lego movie

by YellowSnow121 April 8, 2025