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Kamala Salad

Kamala Salad is speech holding a microphone that sounds coherent for the first 3-4 words and exponentially becomes more difficult to understand with each subsequent word, while ending with a witch's cackle and shit-eating grin.
For example, "Oh no, she spewing Kamala Salad again talking about how we need to bring peace to the world because bringing the world peace allows all people to feel the peace that world wants to feel."
by DreamNoLibs October 18, 2023
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Keala

Basically the most beautiful girl you could ever set eyes on.Her hawaiian beauty tells all you need to know about her.When she moves its mesmorizing, when she looks at you melt, when she touches you go week and when she smiles you go crazy.She's intellegent and funny sometimes even if her jokes aren't good you laugh anyway because you admire her effort. This girl isn't easy though and you have to work your way up to get to her level but trust me friends its all worth while.
"Happiest day of my life is when I finally marry Keala"
by Her man:) January 10, 2012
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Kealey

She is smart and beautiful, she see the glass half full. She will most likely dance to her own drum, even in the rain. So what if she changes colors like a beautiful dragon. She's the best sister ever...
Kealey danced in the rain today.
by Sisssster February 4, 2010
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Kamali

Kamali is a one of a kind person. He is always there for you when you need him. He makes you feel relief after a long day, and he’s always looking out for the people he cares about. Kamali is the sunshine in a dark room. When you speak to Kamali you feel no judgement. He’s the most supportive person and always hypes you up whenever you get the chance. He is respectable and kind, not to mention very intelligent. He has goals and an ambition to be better every single day. One of the kindest people you’ll ever meet. Kamali. Also…he has the pussy destroyer so….
You always need a Kamali in your life.
by bighairycloset2 August 29, 2021
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Kamala Harris

An amazing, capable, and inspiring woman. U.S. Senator; former Attorney General of the State of California; and ground-breaking choice of running mate by Democratic nominee for President Joe Biden in 2020. As of January 20, 2021 she became the first female, Black, and Asian-American to serve as Vice President of the United States.
America thanks you for all you've done, Kamala Harris!
by America Lover 🇺🇸 February 20, 2021
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Kamal

Probably the kindest sweetest guy you’ll ever meet, he’s a fucking sexy ass guy with a big ass dick who is the best at basketball and loves to have sex but a great guy
bro be careful Kamal will bag yo girl
by Rainbowlover449 May 18, 2019
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Kamala Harris

Woah did you hear the speech Kamala Harris gave last night
by whizlaqueefa November 8, 2020
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