kelpie bra

A bra designed to 'round them up, push them up'. Make breasts look larger.

Kelpie Bra
Push-up Bra

by dd-cup October 9, 2013

kelptomaniac

A person who compulsively steals seaweed.

Police arrested the young kelptomaniac after witnesses spied him shoving sushi wrappers into his jacket.

by amfv June 20, 2011

Kelping

To have intercourse with a man, covered in kelp, to create the illusion of being a kelp monster. Whenever the girl attempts to scream or moan, the man slaps her with his kelp hands.

Mike was kelping Chelsea on Saturday. He kelped her up, down, sideways, all across town and back.

by Bronos September 1, 2015

Cult of Kelpy G

A cult consisting of smooth jazz enthusiasts. The only music allowed is that of Kelpy G’s. The cult has three tiers; the lowest being the slaves, the second being the disciples and the third being the Elite. These all hold different purposes in upholding Kelpy’s influence globally, however, the cult has one central prophet who interrupts the wisdom of Kelpy G and leads over the cult. To join simply stick or your pinkie and thumb finger and shake in a back and forth motion, while saying “mahala.”

Oh man! I just joined th cult of Kelpy G! The most littt of cults.

by Kreggery May 6, 2018

Kelpy G

The best smooth jazz artist known to man. First appearing in an episode of spongebob, although he has lived on well after his appearance on the show. He is now worshipped in a variety of ways; most notably the “Cult of Kelpy G.” Also you like jazz???

I just got done worshipping our lord and savior, Kelpy G, at the church of smooth jazz.

by Kreggery May 6, 2018

kelpie

1. australian stockdog
working sheep and cattle on the ranch, popular breed in Australia and Southern USA, rare in Europe. Mix of smooth borders, dingos and heelers. Accepted by FCI. Coming in different colors, solid or tan marked (black, blue, red, fawn, lilac).

blue and red heeler are known as australian cattldog - a totally different breed

2. scottish mythological creature
shape-shifting water spirit, can be seen as a horse. Quite a few kelpie legends are available.

My kelpie is a perfect help on the farm.
Its told a kelpie is living in the loch nearby.

by Lordtattersal July 7, 2007

kelper

A person born in the Falkland Islands, the islands are surounded by kelp, and the word kelper has been adopted by many Falkland Islanders, to explain where they come from and is a lot easier to say than Falkland Islander

both his parents were born in the Falklands, he's a real kelper

by Denton Clifton November 30, 2006