2 definitions by amfv

kelptomaniac

A person who compulsively steals seaweed.

Police arrested the young kelptomaniac after witnesses spied him shoving sushi wrappers into his jacket.

by amfv June 20, 2011

Maple Leaf Rag

1. A ragtime piano piece by Scott Joplin, making him the first musician to sell more than one million copies of a piece of instrumental music.

2. A Canadian tampon

"Don't mess with her. She's on the Maple Leaf Rag, eh?"

by amfv September 25, 2009