Definitions by amfv

kelptomaniac 

A person who compulsively steals seaweed.

Police arrested the young kelptomaniac after witnesses spied him shoving sushi wrappers into his jacket.

kelptomaniac by amfv June 20, 2011

Maple Leaf Rag 

1. A ragtime piano piece by Scott Joplin, making him the first musician to sell more than one million copies of a piece of instrumental music.

2. A Canadian tampon

"Don't mess with her. She's on the Maple Leaf Rag, eh?"

Maple Leaf Rag by amfv September 25, 2009