I was walking down the hall and this tard started to molest me. Finally the tard keeper realized what was going on and put a stop to it.
by Ryan Ristow September 15, 2007
Get the Tard Keeper mug.A state of being so unpresentable that you look like death itself. Typically characterized by no make-up, greasy hair, and feelings of extreme ugliness.
Jen: hey! wanna go shopping?
You: yeah give me an hour though. i just got out of bed and i look like a f*cking crypt keeper
You: yeah give me an hour though. i just got out of bed and i look like a f*cking crypt keeper
by Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeehe September 6, 2011
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by Adrian September 18, 2006
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by Titus dyfilid February 18, 2019
Get the Brothers keeper mug.During Coronavirus, many people used the online application Zoom for work and social activities. Zoom requires that one person be the admin. Zoom can host as many as hundreds of people. It becomes like a human zoo. So the admin will be the Zoom Keeper!
Jack: We have an afterhour on Zoom tonight.
Jill: Who's the Zoom Keeper? It was like a menagerie last time.
Jack: You are!
Jill: Who's the Zoom Keeper? It was like a menagerie last time.
Jack: You are!
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Very simple ..
Tricked into this as a one off by spirit ..
Then had the thought, can I heal spirits that contact me .. like family … ?
Before long there is a waiting room …
Movable waiting room … ;)
When I warily mentioned to the only person I thought might understand ..
Oh yeah … you know healing them too .. past, present and future …
Since then I got upgraded to healing timelines too ;)
Then unborn babies .. something about clearing up a moral dilemma in a despot country …
All I do is open a channel to guide to give my healing energy, higher me does the rest
I like him … can’t wait to be him …
Drains the shit out of you if you let the queue build up .. but we all have bad weeks .. they see what’s occurring….
Light keeper … anyone seeing the energy created would struggle to explain perhaps ..,
Energy seems to like me though…
Cause it knows it’s in good hands …
Some would use … some abuse .. true power is actually the act of control and not unashamedly begging for anarchy …
Very simple ..
Tricked into this as a one off by spirit ..
Then had the thought, can I heal spirits that contact me .. like family … ?
Before long there is a waiting room …
Movable waiting room … ;)
When I warily mentioned to the only person I thought might understand ..
Oh yeah … you know healing them too .. past, present and future …
Since then I got upgraded to healing timelines too ;)
Then unborn babies .. something about clearing up a moral dilemma in a despot country …
All I do is open a channel to guide to give my healing energy, higher me does the rest
I like him … can’t wait to be him …
Drains the shit out of you if you let the queue build up .. but we all have bad weeks .. they see what’s occurring….
Light keeper … anyone seeing the energy created would struggle to explain perhaps ..,
Energy seems to like me though…
Cause it knows it’s in good hands …
Some would use … some abuse .. true power is actually the act of control and not unashamedly begging for anarchy …
by LetsTalkAboutX January 8, 2023
Get the Light keeper mug.(n) An affectionate slang term for vagina, referencing an American brand of loose-leaf binder, popular with elementary/middle/high school students from the 1970s-1990s.
by TrappersDaddy November 21, 2009
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