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I can't coman go and kee mysef

This is a local phrase used mostly by Nigerian millennials as witty remarks, to describe a scenario where one is tired or gives up on a situation or thing.

In a nutshell, it's used to describe a scenario where something is incapable of being solved or accomplished.
Since my last relationship, my life has been nothing but peace at its purest. Ah, I can't coman go and kee mysef.

After cooking the meals and tucking the kids to bed by 10pm, you still expect me to do your laundry? I can't coman go and kee mysef o.
by Candyswrites January 3, 2020
mugGet the I can't coman go and kee mysefmug.

Ma kee choot may bhayn kay tuttay

When you simple fuck it up. Any process or task that is foiled by ones pure stupidity. Used when things repeatedly get foiled over and over and over again.
Extension used: chotay chotay motay motay.
Shit, i just deleted this file...ma kee chooth may bhayn kay tuttay..chotay chotay motay motay
by Cool dood January 31, 2005
mugGet the Ma kee choot may bhayn kay tuttaymug.

Ma kee choot may bhayn kay tuttay

Hot sexxy enimas that are awesome!
Oh yes, ma kee choot may bhayn kay tuttay!
by Cory February 23, 2005
mugGet the Ma kee choot may bhayn kay tuttaymug.

Kee

Kee is an insane guy with crazy white hair and green skin.
Woah kee is looking extra green today
by Jalapeñ0 May 10, 2020
mugGet the Keemug.

Mid-kee

Coined by the late great sir jmac in the early months of 2025, mid-kee means half way between high key and low key but not more than 3/4 of the way too high key or low key to be specific.
That sex was mid-kee ass as fuck
by Jmac The Great August 22, 2025
mugGet the Mid-keemug.

I can't coman go and kee mysef

This is a local phrase used mostly by Nigerian millennials as witty remarks, to describe a scenario where one is tired or gives up on a situation or thing.

In a nutshell, it's used to describe a scenario where something is incapable of being solved or accomplished.
Since my last relationship, my life has been nothing but peace at its finest. Ah, I can't coman go and kee mysef.

After cooking the meals and tucking the kids to bed by 10pm, you still expect me to do your laundry? I can't coman go and kee mysef o.
by Candyswrites January 3, 2020
mugGet the I can't coman go and kee mysefmug.

Dua kee

Endearment for caucasian expats who

1.bring over their typical revelry;debauchery.

2.lecher after the local girls (even forcefully).

3. somehow LOVE us unconditionally. no questions asked

Used in Singapore,that we 'all know and love'.

Ohhh Singapore is soo nice best pretty great fun rad futuristic beautiful wonderful fabulous marvelous sexy amazing paradise utopia heaven on earth illustrous disneyland next level-

RHHHHHGFFFFF-i could write a whole damn libary in jest of your hare-brained yet wilfuly meticulous excerpts about us.Intransigient! Pig headed!

Take a well good look.Don't be an escapist cuck.
Eh walao leh xiao mei post excoitus with some baldy chiseled rockhead aussie dua kee again
by Stinkapoo March 7, 2021
mugGet the Dua keemug.

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