This is a local phrase used mostly by Nigerian millennials as witty remarks, to describe a scenario where one is tired or gives up on a situation or thing.

In a nutshell, it's used to describe a scenario where something is incapable of being solved or accomplished.
Since my last relationship, my life has been nothing but peace at its purest. Ah, I can't coman go and kee mysef.

After cooking the meals and tucking the kids to bed by 10pm, you still expect me to do your laundry? I can't coman go and kee mysef o.
by Candyswrites January 03, 2020
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When you simple fuck it up. Any process or task that is foiled by ones pure stupidity. Used when things repeatedly get foiled over and over and over again.
Extension used: chotay chotay motay motay.
Shit, i just deleted this file...ma kee chooth may bhayn kay tuttay..chotay chotay motay motay
by Cool dood February 01, 2005
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$kee lord

A rapper from SoundCloud who is usually raps like ski mask the slump god,his top sound is LET IT GXBut he is very friendly and calm when you talk to him in person,he’s really funny but sometimes he’s very depressed and doesn’t wanna talk to anyone,his inspiration is scarlxrd$kee lord is also really nice
define $kee lord to me
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kees jan

'wears all the stonies that are in the world. plays hockey very agresively. always talks about hockey and school. Says he is not rich, but he is the richest person on earth. he is very smart. and kind a cute as well.
kees jan is very rich an great in bed.
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lanta kee

Lanta Kee, an unique combination of two elements. Water and wind. She is a balanced and happy egg shining in the sun. Sliding over the waves. I bet she can surf. Hang loose and hang tight. Is that possible? No but Lanta kee van rock that!
Look at that magic creature, she sure is Lanta kee
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Kees de wit

Kees de Wit is the type of guy who can’t stop talking about the same objects. Especially talking about himself in a extremely boring way. Most Kees de Wits are also trying to be alpha male but 100% of the time that is an extreme failure. And last but not least all Kees de Wits are getting overpaid.
He talked so boring, he really pulled a Kees de Wit
by Hesselini November 22, 2021
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