Karnes City, small town south east of San Antonio, Texas. Tiny country town full of cool country people and some mexicans. Town in the middle of nowhere with nothing to do but hang out at someone's farm. This is the home town of the badgers. And can't leave out the part about the prison over there. But on the bright side, there's a super wal-mart.
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A person who is usually bald and has a pencil dick. Usually like the army, and tends to have big bear knives lying around every room of the house.
Oh i went to see Kearney yesterday, he was playing darts with his bear knives, he got a bulls eye.
I heard this guy opened a condom with a bear knife, must've been Kearney.
Did you see Kearney at the bar last night?
Yea, i think he got a haircut.
No he's just always bald.
I heard this guy opened a condom with a bear knife, must've been Kearney.
Did you see Kearney at the bar last night?
Yea, i think he got a haircut.
No he's just always bald.
by hahacondomopener April 15, 2011
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Karley
by Timoria March 7, 2009
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Example 1:
"Dude better hide your goats!"
"why"
"Karnes out tonight"
"SHIT!!"
Example2:
"Damn i went all Karne the other weekend."
"Dude better hide your goats!"
"why"
"Karnes out tonight"
"SHIT!!"
Example2:
"Damn i went all Karne the other weekend."
by Hayeeee July 24, 2009
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Verb: To throw out some made up term in a sentence and then adamantly refuse to accept the fact that the word in question is not, in fact, properly used.
Noun: People who like to use random words out of context in which the meaning of the word must be guessed at based solely on the contextual use rather than any accepted definition of the word in question. (for further clarification see the second definition of the term "House" on this site).
Verb: To throw out some made up term in a sentence and then adamantly refuse to accept the fact that the word in question is not, in fact, properly used.
Noun: People who like to use random words out of context in which the meaning of the word must be guessed at based solely on the contextual use rather than any accepted definition of the word in question. (for further clarification see the second definition of the term "House" on this site).
I got Kearneyed yesterday. Meg and I went out for Pho and she was talking about "housing" soup. She then made a lame bet and lost a dollar. The next day she went onto some web dictionary and showed me that some 5 people on the planet also share this delusion as to the use of the word. This number is quite a bit smaller though then the number of people who believe that their own cocker spaniel is in fact god so take that for what its worth...
by Chris.Phila August 14, 2005
Get the kearney mug.Literally, the most beautiful girl to exist. Karley's are usually on the shorter side, under 5". Obsessed with bands like P.A.T.D. Karley's are usually the meme queens of they're schools. They're humor is superior than anyone else's. For example, preppy kid: Hey karley, go kill yourself. karley: Your a kill yourself.
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