Jay-Z'
s golden goose, vibrates at the exact frequency needed for dumb rich white trash to oscillate at their wallet's fundamental frequency and give it all their
money. The high pitched noise from all this vibrating and oscillating is extremely
annoying to the vast majority of the fauna of planet Earth. This rare
bird also exhibits highly visual but ultimately empty rituals, and its chant although not discordant is rather bland and common. Has a symbiotic relationship with a much more eye-pleasing but equally bland species, the Kardashian. It has a dark coat, and particularly dislikes paler birds, that often can sing much
better and truer than itself, for example the EL-P.
This
summer's Kanye West sure is
annoying!
I wish those people feeding the Kanye would just die already...
Hopefully someone will shoot this
annoying Kanye West so I can finally get some sleep!