dirty krissy

With the movie "Christine" playing in the background - a man receives a blowjob, that includes teeth scraping, ball sack squeezing, and penis tip munching while at the same singing "She'll be Coming Around the Mountain." at the top of his lungs.

The person giving the blowjob (male or female) will be in the doggy position and be doing their best to not break the skin of the shaft or tip and to not crush the testicles of the male.

At the same time another male, or female wearing a strap on dildo, will be fucking the first giving the blowjob from behind as hard as possible. This person will also be singing "She'll be Coming Around the Mountain.".

The person giving the blowjob should time the harder squeezes, shaft scraping, and tip biting - to be in rhythm with every thrust.

Oh man... Bill's threesome with Julie and Kevin turned into a "Dirty Krissy" and he's really paying for it today!

by DayTrippingThumper July 14, 2019

kassym

Kassym is an Arabic name for prince kassym’s tend to have big ass penis and can fuck any bitch they want. Their loyal funny and athletic.

Kassym scored a touchdown and juked every out while fucking a bitch.

by Awesome kid 1726 February 14, 2018

kissy poo

A prostitute that has stinky breath and kisses too much during acts of prostitution

When I met this prostitute at the local motel, she turned into a kissy poo even though I didn't want to snuggle.

by jmouse December 7, 2009

Kissyfoot

When your foot makes a kissy sound by being stuck in the mud, having squeaky shoes, etc.

When your backpacking and your foot gets stuck in the mud, it will make a kiss sound, and someone will yell out "Kissyfoot!"

by Cecilia MacDonald July 26, 2005

Pissy Krissy

A fat ugly girl that pisses herself every time she drinks.

"Why is my couch wet?"
"Aw man pissy krissy slept there last night! What a dumb cunt."

by alopasogicuz November 17, 2011

Kissy

Yet another small, but extremely dangerous asian girl. She is unexpectedly evil, and can strike at any moment; she choses happy moments to attack. She CAN kill you. She WILL kill you. Other than these traits, she is quite the normal human being. If there was one person that could survive having sex with Chuck Norris, it would be a Kissy.

Kissy: "Hey, did someone take my Sushi"

Person 1: "I didn't take it"

Kissy: "Give it back, or i will committ kamikaze on you... AND SURVIVE!"

by George Somm May 5, 2009

kissyface

after intense making out for long periods of time, you sometimes get a red ring around your lips much like what you get in the winter if you lick your lips instead of just getting chapstick.

"dude! i think that bastard gave me an STD! look at this shit on my face!"
"girl chill! its kissyface! it'll go away in a few days... but until then i dont think we should hang out in public for a while..."

by kaeley May 12, 2008