Beau will kill me

If Beau wasn’t too disgusted by my ugly ass face to slap me he would have

- beau p

Titties beau will kill me for making fun of his title

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You cant kill me!

You cant kill me! im suction cup man! Look at me go!

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Person 1- Can you kill me
Person 2- Yes
Person 3- NO >:c

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This is what you say to somebody when you're in a bad situation.

Also used when you are fucked up.

-Hey boi, Have you studied for the exam?
+What exam?
-Tomorrow's exam.
+*Pls kill me*.

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the thing you say when you've heard a really bad joke

Example: Bob-How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

Benny-Oh god pls kill me

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A phrase used to show that a request or command can't be done because of its consequences.

Man A: Give me your phone
Man B: Kuku kill me

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Used to describe a situation where you really need to comply to a specific action or else you will face heavy consequences from your supervisor.

John: I thought we are going to play video games?

Jim: I NEED TO DO MY CHORES FIRST OR MY MUM WILL KILL ME AND SELL MY CORPSE ON THE BLACK MARKET!!!

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