Baby Replace Jutsu

Definition 1: when your girl gives birth to your baby but it's damn ugly, so you replace it with a baby that looks cute and not like a forty year old man.
Definition 2: when your girl gives birth but you're not in need of a baby so, you replace it with a baby of another race, blame your girl and dip.
DEF 1: Friend 1: "yo you've got a really cute baby, congrats!"
Friend 2: "ye thanks, it was nothing a little "Baby Replace Jutsu couldn't fix.""
Friend 1: "WHA-"

DEF 2: Friend1: " yo, where is your baby, I thought your girl gave birth?"
Friend 2: "ye, it's funny cos after a bit of "Baby Replace Jutsu" it turned out the baby wasn't even mine!"
Friend 1: "what does that mean?"
by naruto_dictionary February 22, 2021
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Panty Drop Jutsu

It is a series of hand movements that channel powerful energy that can make any girl drop her panties
Guy: Ha! Panty Drop Jutsu!
Girl: o shit
by topfraggot October 23, 2018
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thinra no jutsu

A jutsu that’ll summon your susanoo and light sword around it then when you use it it’ll destroy anyone in a 50 mile radius
Time to go thinra no jutsu
by Thyin March 23, 2021
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RANF-Jutsu

When a nigga beats ass so hard he becomes a master at the art. Stands for "Run A Nigga Fade - Jutsu"
"Damn, that mf got folded like a brochure! Omahar is a MASTER in RANF-Jutsu!"
by River_Heed June 26, 2023
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Belt Jutsu

Asian Kid: *Gets B-*
Asian Dad: BELT JUTSU/ベルト術
by Luigi is the creator of earth October 31, 2024
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Kaka Jutsu

A Jutsu Preformed by Using You're Kaka and chakra.
"Kaka Jutsu" Fart And Slushie noises* "oh no not the most powerful jutsu kaka jutsu aaaaahhhhh"
by DancingAfroman420 February 03, 2021
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Harriet Tubman Jutsu

This jutsu gives you 10x the speed you had before.
Naruto”Harriet Tubman Jutsu!”
Runs away like Usain Bolt
by TheReaBlaxkBroly March 18, 2022
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