Jupiter J

African-American 6 foot tall man who's a chad, 15 inch penis, all the hoes ong.

Cristian: "OMG IS THAT Jupiter J I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK AHHHHHHH!!!"

by Jupiter's Defs March 21, 2022

goose jupiter

this is a game of "duck, duck goose" but instead of slapping and saying the word "goose", you put your nuts on a bitch's shoulder and yell "jupiter"

She got so mad at me when it turned into a game of goose jupiter!!

by supermann694eva June 02, 2011

balls jupiter

nickname for any guy you see in shorts with testicles exposed

Aw fuck, did you see balls Jupiter over there?
(Gags violently)

by yursh22 May 17, 2017

Drops of Jupiter

Another name for sperm; semen; cum

Now that she's back in the atmosphere, drops of Jupiter in her hair. (a female comes back to reality to realize that a man ejaculated in her hair)

by bubbabob69 November 28, 2012

Jupiter Juice

Code word for marijuana. Commonly used in the town of Friction, Utah.

"Dude did you get any jupiter juice for this weekend?"

by Trang Pac December 03, 2005

jupiters redspot

A sexual act performed by one partner cutting up the vagina or anus and then violently lick the "redspot"

The man performed jupiters redspot on her.

DAMN IT WAS BLOODY

by The astr0naut May 05, 2011

Jupiter Jack

A form of masturbation that is astronomically pleasurable while under the influence

"Dude I was so wasted, so I jupiter jacked and covered this bitches face"

by Sully69 March 03, 2010