jennie morgan

A Swedish dominatrix who starred in the internet phenomenon, 2 Girls One Cup, which was a trailer for the fetish porno Hungry Bitches.

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by ExpertShoGunPirateSanJose October 2, 2011

Jennie Garth

Most well known as Kelly Taylor on Beverly Hills, 90210 (1990-2000). Also known for her stints as Valerie Tyler on What I Like About You (2002-2006), a celebrity on Dancing with the Stars, and Kelly Taylor on 90210 (remake of the original, 2008-). Born in Urbana, Illinois. Married to Peter Faccinelli, has 3 daughters.

Jennie Garth is the most beautiful and awesome actress/woman/person in the world!

by inlovewithjenniegarth March 11, 2009

Junkie Kong

One who habitually ingest drugs, or is always high on something.
Derived from the Donkey Kong 64 character "Chunky Kong".

"Dude is Carl ever not high?" "Nah man, he's a total junkie kong"

by Breendo January 14, 2011

Junkie logic

Junkie logic is the logic used by junkies. It has several characteristics that distinguish it from normal logic. These include: a reliance on irrelevant information to support an argument, combining multiple unrelated assertions, and jumping to conclusions not based on fact or reality. Junkie logic is often self-serving, and the user can rationalize away even the most convincing evidence against them.

Max: "Hey James, I know you said that the world is round, but maybe that's just because it's from your perspective. I mean, from my perspective, it's all relative, you know? It's like, if I think that the world is flat, then it's flat. But if I think it's round, it's round. So you can't really say whether it's flat or round, it just depends on which on you choose."

James: "Man, get out of here with that junkie logic."

by Macattaq June 3, 2015

JENNIE F SNAPP MIDDLE SCHOOL

Where thots and hoes go to suck dick and teachers always in your business and student are wild disrespectful and strange asf also there’s lots of snakes and mad drama🙄

Jennie F Snapp Middle School is Fake as fuck

by POINT BLANK PERIODT SIS April 24, 2019

horn junkie

An idiot who completely blocks traffic through an intersection by trying to go forward or make a left turn when there is clearly nowhere to go, then receives a violent orchestra of horns that rivals Beethoven's 9th symphony.

The horn junkie is a major cause of rush hour gridlock.

"Come on lady! *HONK* *HONK* *HONK*"

"That horn junkie is just asking for it"

"Mommy I'm scared why are all the people honking at us?"

by Raul (comes out at night) December 17, 2009

like junkie

Downward spiral where your self worth is defined by likes to your posts

Me: I was up posting until 4am last night and got 147 likes.
Dude: Get. Professional. Help. Your (sp) a like junkie.

by korgwm October 13, 2013