Juggernuts

An abnormally large but glorious set of male testicles

Person 1: Holy fuck! What is hanging out of your shorts?!

Person 2: Oh these puppies? They're just my handy dandy juggernuts

Person 1: Sweet Jesus...

by DaCamel,JuliasCeasar,JoeGizzle May 29, 2010

Battling the brown juggernaut

To defecate. Usually done in a fashion in which one must brace (his/her)self during the waves of discomfort that come over them while defecating. Other symptoms include: contortion of the face, gritting of the teeth, perspiration, quiet grunting, and/or clenching of the fists (if not grabbing on to the nearest sturdy structure).

Also: Battle the brown juggernaut, Doing battle with the brown juggernaut

Person in stall 1: "Excuse me sir/miss, you seem to be struggling extensively over there... Do you need medical attention?"

Person in stall 2: (through gritted teeth, hands pressed against stall walls) "Grr... No...I'm just battling the brown juggernaut...uggghh... I might be here for a while, check on me in 10 minutes..."

by slingerstinger6 September 18, 2008

Italian Juggernaut

When you ejaculate into a slice of pizza, and proceed to shove it down your partner's throat.

"Death comes..."
"Italian Juggernaut."

by Nut_meme November 29, 2016

Sexual Juggernaut

A sexual juggernaut, BY DEFINITION, is a person (mostly male) who dominates the playing field with his sexual overtones.

When a Sexual Juggernaut is near, dark alert theme music will play. And everyone will have to be alert, else they risk losing their cheeks getting clapped.
A sexual juggernaut will show absolutely no mercy, be forewarned.

Episode 51 of SOAP

Some N00b: WATCH OUT FOR ADAM, HE'S BECOME A SEXUAL JUGGERNAUT!
John: *Clapping all the cheeks available in the field of view.

by Doge_Sage January 21, 2020

Intellectual Juggernaught

Anybody who is a member of the Flaxton Book Club. They are really smart!

Hey look, there's Stanley! he's an Intellectual Juggernaught!

by frozen doberman March 31, 2020

juggernaut

Variant of "Jagannath," a name for the Hindu deity Krishna. "Juggernaut" is likely a British mispronunciation.

Today, though, a "juggernaut" is generally a force beyond mortal control.

Hapless mortal: "What hit me?"

by Setsuna September 14, 2004

Teh Juggernaught Bitch

He is taeh awesome LOLZ 'coz of his w00tk0r3n355 and he p00nz all n00bs. He cannot be stopped once he gains momentum coz he is Teh Juggernaught Bitch and can fucking weave through trees.

Zap zap zap zap " what the fuck is this shit, don't u know who i am (he must not know who i am) i am the juggernaught bitch" throws their own pimp at them. woot woot Teh Juggernaught Bitch

"Let's have a rape party bitch, ive been ready to fuck in this tight suit, im the juggernaught bitch!"

" bam, got yo dumbass" " shut the fuck up charles, what the fuck is this shit, shut the fuck up" " hit u with my pimp cane"

by wootz0r June 11, 2006